Allysus: BITCH ITS SATURDAY MORNING YOU CAN SLEEP IN
DinahJ: she's got a point, I was already up
Crybaby: me too lmao
Canola: Lauren don't front, you were just trying to get into my pants like twenty minutes ago
LaurenJ: I still don't see why you rejected me
Canola: I'm on my period.
LaurenJ: but your mouth isn't
Canola: THATS SO FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL LAUREN.
NormaniK: Camila be like "welcome to your tape"
DinahJ: MANI THATS NOT FUNNY
ArianaG: I'm triggered
LaurenJ: BRUH I FEEL BAD THAT I LAUGHED AGSHDJKDDK
LaurenJ: I NEED GOD
Allysus: HELLO, DID NOBODY HEAR THE FACT THAT I WANNA PLAY CONFESS TO ALLYSUS???
LaurenJ: ally we can't hear you, we're texting.
Allysus:
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Crybaby: I wanna play baby
Allysus: I love you sfm
NormaniK: i have nothing better to do, so I guess I'll play too
Canola: this better be good, I stopped reading brittana fanfics for this.
DinahJ: GIRLLLL I BINGE WATCHED GLEE YESTERDAY
Canola: I know, Dinah. I watched it with you.
DinahJ: OH YEAH LMAO I FORGOT BITCH, I WAS HIGH AS FUCKKKKK
NormaniK: Dinah why the fuck are you yelling?
DinahJ: shit... I didn't notice my caps lock was on... my bad y'all lmao
LaurenJ: Dinah are you high?
DinahJ: as high as a kite bitch LMAO
ArianaG: thanks for the invite hoe bag
Allysus: CAN WE JUST PLAY CONFESS TO ALLYSUS? I AM ON A BUS AND I AM BORED
NormaniK: ally it's 2 a.m, why the fuck are you on a bus?
Allysus: ... No reason ...
NormaniK: ally, why are you on a bus?
Allysus: I had a problem, and I took care of it. No big deal.
Allysus: btw if anyone asks, mani I was at your house watching movies all night.
NormaniK: what? No?
Allysus: it was not a question Normani.
NormaniK: ... ally wtf did you do?
Allysus: I already told you, I had a mother fucking problem and I handled it.
Allysus: now stop asking so many questions, bitch.
NormaniK: but if I'm lying, I at least should know why I'm lying
Allysus: no. Just do this one thing for me mani
NormaniK: but I don't even know what I'm doing???
Allysus: you don't need to know mani! RIDE OR DIE BITCH, RIDE OR DIE
NormaniK: OKAY GOSH IM SORRY
Allysus: now what are you gonna tell anyone who asks where I was tonight?
NormaniK: you were at my house, and we were watching movies all night.
Allysus: good girl.
LaurenJ: ally just tell us wtf you did, I'm sure it's not even that big of a deal.
ArianaG: yeah ally tell ussssss
Allysus: look guys, some things are meant to be kept a secret. Okay?
Canola: like how sometimes I pretend Lauren is Angelina Jolie?
LaurenJ: WHAT
Canola: I mean what.
Canola: anyways, ally just tell us, we're dying to know
Crybaby: yeah! If you tell us, I'll let you do that thing in the bedroom I always say no to 😏
Allysus: as tempting as that sounds, I still can't tell you guys. The safety of my freedom is at stake. Anyways, I just got home, I'm going to bed. Goodnight hoeees
ArianaG: man I wonder what she did and why tf she can't tell us
LaurenJ: it's probably not even that big of a deal, you guys know how Ally over exaggerates things sometimes
Canola: true lmao
DinahJ: I have no idea what's going on lol
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- the next day -
*Private texts between Normani and Ally*
NormaniK: ALLY TELL ME WHY THE FUCK TWO FBI AGENTS JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE TO CONFIRM YOUR ALIBI????
Allysus: what did you tell them?
NormaniK: that we stayed up all night last night watching movies, but that's not the point, Ally.
Allysus: it is now bitch, I'm in the clear lmao love you
