You want to know the secret brew?
Come to the right witch have you!
For brewing the crimson secret brew,
The ingredients,
I'll get you through.
Firstly,
A couple of nasal hair
From the black furred River Bear,
Are you afraid of the big bad bear?
They are giant
Yet dumb,
No reason to fear.
Not rare,
Around every River bank they lurk,
But be careful only the male hairs work.
For the second, there are options two
Ten grams qiviut or tail hair of a Dzou.
Next,
The scrapings of the velvet nuts
And top it off with Guppies' guts.
Go to a Souk and get a pot
Add the hairs and the offals you got.
Check twice,
That the pots aren't brittle
For a solvent, you may add dragon spittle.
Add a couple fronds and three cups water,
The milk is just flavour, so it doesn't matter
And finally add your joyful tears
And bid goodbyes to all your fears
Boil and mix and swirl and stir
If done correctly,
Smells like murr,
Now you know the secret
Of the secret brew,
Now like me,
You can be immortal too!
~Ajay
I had a lot of fun writing this, hope you had similar thoughts while reading it. Do let me know your thoughts.
Btw, this brew is fictional, don't go searching for the ingredients, I will not pay your taxes and insurance.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
February 2017
