(A/N): There might some foul language in this one so I'm warning to people if they don't like reading foul vocabulary.
⚠️WARNING: Cheesy puns. Enjoy.
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Mike: Hey Golden.
Golden Freddy:*Sighs* What is it?
Mike: Huh you don't sound excited. I thought you would like to hear my "Golden" puns.
Golden Freddy:*Unamused* F*ck you. *Teleports away*
Marionette:*Came to Mike* What's going on here?
Mike: Nothing. Just that Golden F*cker thinks I'm not "Punny".
Marionette: Oh no, not the puns again. Mike you always pull out a stupid ass pun and it's not even funny. So basically, can you not? [(A/N): Wait a minute. This scenario sounds familiar.)]
Mike: So you trying say "MarioNOTte" to make more puns.
{One second later}
Marionette:*Choking Mike to Death*
[(A/N): Oh now I know why this sounds familiar. Credits to the person who came up with the idea.]
Mike:*Passes out*
Swift: Mike! Golden told me that you brought up your dumbass puns again- What the f*ck happened here?!! *Looks at Marionette*
Marionette: I'm sorry I got overreacted and I make Mike passed out by choking him. *Started tearing up*
Swift: Hey it's fine. I just need to know what happened.
Marionette:*Stops crying* Thanks for understanding.
Swift: No problem. I'm actually here because we're going to throw a party.
Toy Chica:*Rushes in* Did someone say party 🎉?!!
Swift: You heard it right T.C., you know why?
Toy Chica: I don't but I help with the decorations. See ya! *Ran out to get ready*
Swift: Okay?
Marionette: So why are we having a party?
Swift: Because we just hit a thousand reads in this book so we're going to have a party to celebrate it.
Toy Chica:*Came back* I'm back! And I told everybody that there's going to be a party.
Swift: You also decorated?
Toy Chica: Yep! In one of the party rooms. 🎉Let's party! 🎉
Mike:*Just woke up* Urgh what happened?
Swift: I see you're up Asshole.
Mike: Hey don't call me that!
Swift: Your fault for bringing up your shitty ass puns again.
Mike: They're not shitty.
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