❤️Five Nights At Randomness (Pole-bear version)❤️

🐻🐰Another dare?!🐤🦊

@hergeca: Dare Mike to kiss Swift.

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God dammit, another dare. Kids these days thinking I take questions or dares in this fandom. It was a favor for a friend. *Sighs* Never mind, guys?

Mike: What? I was busy.

Busy sleeping on the job, we got another dare.

Jeremy: Another? W-What's t-the dare?

Mike has to kiss me.

Mike: What?!

Jeremy: What?

You have to kiss me, but I'm wearing my mask so lips sealed. Visor activated.

Mike: Wouldn't your boyfriend kill me for this?

No worries, he knows it's a dare and he's writing the person's name on his list for daring this. I think he's trying too hard to be like Reaper.

Mike: Okay that's not too bad.

*Detaches her mask* Alright, pucker up. I want to get this over with.

Mike: Oh my god. *Close to Swift* *Held her cheeks*

Schmidt?

Mike: Right, sorry. *Nervous* *Quickly pecks Swift's lips*

You called that a kiss?

Mike: I haven't kiss a woman since Doll cheated on me.

You have Jeremy. Your boyfriend. You two basically kiss like 24/7 on night shifts.

Mike:*Blushes* How did you-

It's no secret. Everybody knows this. Even everyone in Main Dimension.

Mike: Seriously? Did you install cameras to watch us too?

No. Delta does that. Now this is kissing. *Wraps her arms around Mike's neck and smooches him until he passes out*

Jeremy: Mike!

Mike's fine. See he's breathing.

Mike:*In daze* I think I hear grandma calling me...

Scott: Where did you learn to kiss like that?

That secret stays a secret Cawthon.