IKEA shenanigans
#1
Person A, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me
Person B: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here
#2
Person A: I'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, I'm gonna name our kid that
Person B: p l e a s e s t o p
#3
Person B: you gotta stop crying about all the rooms
Person A: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DONT HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THATS SO TRAGIC
#4
Person A: *staring at all the desks*
Person B: *walks up to them* what're you doing?
Person A: I'm wondering which of them you'd look best pinned aga-
Person B: *kicks them in the shin*
