Random Prompts
- "You eat kitkats like a monster, honestly I don't think I can love you anymore."
"At least I know how to cough into my elbow like a civilized being."
- "Do you ever realize that we act like an old married couple sometimes?"
"We are an old married couple..."
- "Do you know how to cook anything besides ramen?"
"Totally."
"What?"
"Um... microwave popcorn."
- "You are so weak when it comes to spicy food."
"No I'm not."
"Name 1 spice you enjoy."
"Pepper counts, right?"
- "I would do anything to prove my love for you."
"Drink that entire bottle of hot sauce then." "I don't love you that much."
- "Dude, you cry over everything." "No I don't."
"You cried when a fly you called your 'friend' flew out of the window, you left open." "Listen, I just felt really close to Fred."
"IT WAS A FLY."
- "Why do we have a dog? We didn't have a dog before I left."
"Yeah, well, get with the times. Things change. Ugh, you're just another old guy who doesn't wanna accept that the world is changing."
"1, You're older than me. 2, You still haven't told me why we now have a dog."
- "Hey, do you love me a lot?" "Of course!" "Enough to give me your garlic bread?" "F**k no."
