Person A: *grumbles* my ass hurts.
Person C: I wonder why..
Person A: Well go ask Person B!
Person C: waaiiiiittttt
Person B: I said I didn't mean to hurt you that badly! It was just a little fun!
Person A: Well you didn't have to be so rough about it!
Person C: Did you two....? What happened? (even though I'm scared to find out)
Person B: I might've pushed them down the stairs...
Person C: ohmygod *face palm*
Person A: 'PUSH'? YOU FUCKING PICKED ME UP AND FUCKING THREW ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS AND YOU CALL THAT FUCKING FUN?
Person C: Guys....
Person B: *Joking* We also had hardcore anal sex last night.
Person C: WHAT?
