If ur innocent don't read.
"i'm a rockstar and you're a fan who snuck in and do you maybe wanna help me 'blow off some steam' back stage because ur A) really hot and B) pretty obviously willing" au
"seven minutes in heaven with my longtime crush but we get locked in for hours bc our friends forgot about us" au
"got locked in a walk-in refrigerator/freezer and now we gotta keep warm somehow" au
"you're a vampire with an aphrodisiac bite and i'm the drunk party-goer you decided to snack on tonight" au
"you're really invested in your tv show/book/etc and i don't think you understand how much your absentminded petting is getting to me but like hell am i gonna ask you to stop" au
"this is an sos from a helpless virgin (who doesn't want to be a virgin anymore) to you, the most virile person i know. please teach me how all this works" au
"i thought you were literally the most innocent thing to ever exist but then you awkwardly ask me to teach you how to bang like a pro and holy hell what the fuck but now i'm really, really turned on" au
"i get that it's hotter than satans asshole out here but if you remove any more clothing i won't be responsible for my actions-wait. why are you smirking at me?" au
"i chickened out of sex ages ago and you haven't brought it up since but now i really want it, but i'm terrible at communication, so let me just strip shirtless/model lingerie for you until you snap" au
"we were forced to hide in this very cramped space (from friends/authority figures/people trying to kill us) and this is a very awkward position to be stuck in with someone you're avoiding because they're too attractive for you to deal with" au
"normally we duke it out to vent our frustrations but this time someone initiated a kiss in the middle of the fight and suddenly we're fucking against the nearest flat surface" au
"when i asked you to put sunscreen/lotion on my back that's all i wanted you to do, but your hands are like magic and they have my full permission to wander" au
