Countries and I (except for America): *watching America and snickering*
America: *sobbing internally* WILL SOMEONE GET THESE TWO ANIMALS OFF OF ME?!
Letters: *lands on my head*
Me: Oh hey! We have another letter! From Crysgirl1 again! Sweet!
America come here Rouge (the snake) was milked not long ago *blows dog whistle and the dingo comes running* -Crysgirl1
America: Thank you T-T
Me and England: *laughing so hard we're on the ground*
Other countries: *snickering behind hands*
America: And I thought you loved me Iggy!
England: *sighs* I do love you, you git!