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Mattie and I: *hiding in my room*

Me: Good job Mattie, now they're going to pester us!

America: *kicks the door in* DUDES! ANGEL GAVE US A LETTER! AND SHE WANTS TO KNOW TOO!

Me: MATTIE!

Mattie: *cowers a bit* S-Sorry!

Me: *snatches the paper away from America* Well, since you knocked my door in and I know for a fact that the others are listening, come on in everyone!

Other countries: *come out from their hiding places*

Japan: *jumps down from the ceiling behind me* *hugs me*

Me: *yelps and turns around in his arms* *blushes* Uh..hi?

Japan: Read the retter Maria.

Me: *sighs then gulps* It says...

O.o YOU DATED MATTIE?!?!?!?! WHEN? HOW? WHY?

Me: *groans* *teleports Angel next to me* Hey. Okay, so Mattie and I met like anyone else...

~~LE EPIC FLASHBACK SORTA IN CANADA'S POV~~

Canada: *walking then bumps into a girl* Oh my maple, I'm so sorry!

Mystery girl: *stands up* It's okay! *smiles*

Canada: I'm sorry, I didn't introduce myself. I'm Ca-

MG: Canada, of the North American twins. I know. I'm-

Canada: Oh, you're Middle Italy of the Italy triplets. I know.

Me: Well, Canada-

Canada: Call me Mattie.

Me: Okay Mattie *giggles* I know how you can make up knocking into me.

Mattie: Okay, how?

Me: Let's go on a  date, shall we?

--TIME SKIP WITHIN A FLASHBACK JUST TO SCREW WITH YOU BECAUS I'M MEAN!--

Mattie and I: *laughing together*

Me: *slowly stops laughing* You know, this is nice...

Mattie: Yeah...hey Maria?

Me: Yeah?

Mattie: *blushes a bit* Would you like to...give being my girlfriend a try?

Me: *blushes a bit as well* Uh, sure...

--ANOTHER TIME SKIP WITHIN THE FLASHBACK TO TWO WEEKS LATER--

Me: Fratelli! Meet my boyfriend! *pulls Mattie into the house*

Mattie: Feli?! Romano?!

Feli and Romano: Mattie?!

Me: Oh good you three already know each other!

--ONE MORE TIME SKIP TO A YEAR LATER...YUP I'M EVIL, DEAL WIT IT!--

Me: Mattie, if you're sure...

Mattie: Yeah, I'm sure... *gets down on one knee* Maria, we've both been felling this way with each other, and I've asked your brothers if I had the honor to do this...so what I'm trying to ask, is...maple this is so hard...

Me: Yes?

Mattie: Maria, will you have the honor of-

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Other countries and Angel: YOU TWO WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED?!

Me: JUST LISTEN!

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Mattie: Maria, will you do the honor of...breaking up with me?

Me: *gasps and tears up happily* *laughs* Of course Mattie, or course!

Mattie and I: *hugs and laughs*

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Me: The end!

Other countries and Angel: *slack jawed*

Japan: *snaps out of it* Okay...that was interesting...

Mattie and I: And true!

France: So...will this happen anything soon with you and Japan? *leers*

Japan: *scowls and turns me so I'm facing him* *kisses me feircely*

Me: *gasps but kisses back after a while*

Angel, Feli, Romano, and Mattie: *punches France* PERVERT! *gets into a fight with him*

America: Uh...okay...see ya dudes and dudetts! Don't forget to vote, comment, and eat burgers! Bye! *waves*

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