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"Sometimes your boyfriend turns out to be a hot alien who wants to abduct your best friend. But who cares? He's HOT!" -- Bad Andie
Twenty-six year old Andie Bank is dragged into an intergalactic celebrity abduction scheme. In order to save her best friend, Hollywood's biggest star, Andie must endure some bizarre alien mating rituals, a vindictive ray gun-toting ex-girlfriend, advances from George Clooney, and an army of jellyfish drones.
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The surface of Earth is nothing more than dust and rubble. Underneath it lies some of the last surviving members of the Human race. They call themselves the Protectorate Alliance, and through the Expeditionary Surface Force (ESF), they are slowly beginning to return to the surface.
But there is an enemy up above. The Attrition, the cause of the Human downfall, are still out hunting for any Humans they can find.
