As always, we'll amaze you with the original version first...
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.
And now, it's time for angerbda's far more awesome version!
Shiny lil' bullet,
Rest on a turret,
Ready to fire away;
Enemies in the visor,
Brutal colonizer,
Kill them all be green or grey.
