( HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL MY DADS ! i'd make a list, but we'd be here for days ... anyway, enjoy this chapter - sorry it's been so long since the last one 😬💛 )
tessa @wildfiretessa
so @AmazingPhil tried befriending a guinea pig in pets at home today but it bit him
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tessa @wildfiretessa
am i a horrible friend for laughing at him in the corner the whole time ??
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Phil Lester @AmazingPhil
Yes. Yes you are
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dodie @doddleoddle
okay listen to this it's the cutesttt
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dodie @doddleoddle
Tessa is at mine atm and she was on the phone to Phil and complaining that she was hungry
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dodie @doddleoddle
and Phil's just turned up at my flat with pizza for all of us. I think someone's in love guysss
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dodie @doddleoddle
(and by 'I think someone's in love' I mean I am with pizza loool)
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Phil Lester @AmazingPhil
What can I say, I'm just the best friend ever
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tessa @wildfiretessa
liar
you were just lonely and bored bc dan's in cyprus w his family and you knew we'd be accepting of food
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tessa @wildfiretessa
i s2g if phil sends me one more article containing doctor who spoilers i'm gonna cut off his limbs and sell them to you all
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addy @rainbowhowell
how much for a finger
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tessa @wildfiretessa
£1
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Phil Lester @AmazingPhil
I am about to burst because Tessa made pancakes. They were delicious I couldn't stop eating them 🥞🤤
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H @AmazingTessa
But were they bacon pancakes??? 🥓
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tessa @wildfiretessa
damn it i knew there was something missing
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Phil Lester @AmazingPhil
A pigeon just flew into the kitchen and I don't know what to do... Help! 😱🐦
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tessa @wildfiretessa
find a corner, sit in it and rock back and fourth for hours crying until dan comes home
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Phil Lester @AmazingPhil
Thanks for the great help Tessa... 🤦🏻♂️
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tessa @wildfiretessa
you're welcome boo 😘
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absolutely smitten ➳ d.h.
FanfictionShe saw him looking at her from across the room. She smiled a small, hesitant smile. He gave her one back. "Tessa." "Dan." And with that, they were absolutely smitten. ~ dan howell x female oc social media x real life [ started: 16/01/17 ] [ finishe...
