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iMessage
Today 11:18am

on my way home now

phil
You feeling okay?

fuck no

my head is pounding

phil
How much did you actually
drink last night?

too much

don't let me drink that much
again please

i regret everything i said
and did last night

phil
Come on, it can't have been
that bad

i passed out in pj's bathtub

phil
Wait, seriously???

yup

woke up with a pain in the
back of my neck

turns out it was the tap

phil
Oh my god 🤦🏻‍♂️

i know

next time you're coming with
me to stop me from doing
anything too bad

phil
Do you remember much?

not really

i remember going to the pub

and that's it

phil
Wow

why do you ask anyway?

phil
Just wondering

phil...

phil
Dan...

did i do something really
terrible last night?

phil
Ummm

Well

Kind of

shit shit shit

what did i do?

phil
You might want to ask
Tessa...

oh my fucking god

i didnt

jfc i can't even get drunk
without fucking up

phil
How do you know you
messed up though...?

You have no idea what you
said

wait, are you pranking me or
something???

bc the last time i sent her a
text was before we went on
the boat

phil
Yeah...

You might want to check
snapchat

JESUS ON A FUCKING
AEROPLANE

I DRUNK SNAPCHATTED
HER!!???

phil
Have you seen the messages?

i'm scared to open them

they're probably gone anyway

i was drunk, it's not like i'm
gonna save every message
that's been sent

phil
Oh yeah, I suppose

i worry about you
sometimes

phil
Don't we all?

woah holy shit dude

it says i 'screenshotted a
chat'???

wtf does that mean???

phil
It means you screenshotted
the messages! Look at your
camera roll!

omg phil

omfg

dude

d u d e

D U D E

phil
What? Have you read them?

SHE LIKES ME

SHE FUCKING LIKES ME

phil
I TOLD YOU

SUCK ON THAT MR D

you just ruined the moment

never call me that again
Read 11:49am

phil
Okay, sorry

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