stood up - jjk

pito

i had changed into my comfortable clothes shortly after arriving in my humble abode. i traveled to my kitchen and peeked inside my fridge for anything good to eat. after i grabbed an apple, i went to lay on my couch and i pulled out my phone.

once i finished going through my social media and found nothing interesting to do now, i eyed the ink on my palm.

should i?

whether or not i had completed my thought, my thumb instinctively pressed on the texting app, acting like it has a mind of its own.

i dialed in the number and created a new contact. now all there's left is to send him a message. i took a bite out of my apple before continuing.

yujin:
yo mr model

johnny cookie:
oH hey yujin

johnny cookie:
long time no see huh

yujin:
shutup you just saw me ten mins ago

johnny cookie:

sHUtuP yOu juSt SAw mE tEN mInS agO

yujin:
sKJSKJ sTOP YOU'RE GONNA RUIN MY FAVE MEME FOR ME

johnny cookie:
itS MY FAVORITE MEME 2

johnny cookie:
aWwWwwW wERE SOULM8S ALREADYY <33

yujin:
GRoSs

johnny cookie:
so is there a specific reason why you decided to txt me ??

yujin:
other than the fact that i got bored? nu

johnny cookie:
even if u texted me out of boredom, im still vv gr8ful !!

yujin:
why do u add 8 to every word with 'ate' in it it's so cringy

johnny cookie:
iS th1s cr¡ñgÿ ❓❓❗️❗️😄🤣😊😎😈💀😹💯🔥💦✨👌🏻

yujin:
bLOCKEDT

johnny cookie:
hAHAHAHHA
message not delivered!

johnny cookie:
wait did you fr block me
message not delivered!

johnny cookie:
OMMGGG IHY IHY IHY
message not delivered!

johnny cookie:
its ok u look like a crusty toe anyways

johnny cookie:
WAIR WHY DID THAT SWND

yujin:
:OO

yujin:
look whose credit card is getting cut up???

johnny cookie:
yUJIN YUJINY UJUDNN I SIDNT MWAN IT

yujin:
should i use my good scissors?

yujin:
:)

johnny cookie:
YUJIN I STG

johnny cookie:
YOURE A B00TIFUL FINGER NOW LEAVE MY POOR CARD ALONE

yujin:
fine

yujin:
only bc you seem hella desperate lMAO

johnny cookie:
you're a bully ;(

johnny cookie:
i'm sad now

johnny cookie:
meanie

yujin:
o

yujin:
sorry?

johnny cookie:
if youre truly sorry, go to my shoot on tuesday ;)

yujin:
ooo sounds like fun

johnny cookie:
wAit you're rlly going??

yujin:
you don't want me to ?

johnny cookie:
nonONOo pls go

johnny cookie:
&& bring my credit card too smH 😤😤

yujin:
k, see ya then

johnny cookie:
can't wait (:

i pondered about the event already. what would i wear to a model shoot? what does a model shoot look like? what is jungkook even modeling for?

while still lost in my train of thought, i absentmindedly went to take another chomp of my fruit, but i bit into nothing. "oh, i ate it all."

i took a trip to my trashcan to throw the remains away, but something in the garbage caught my eye.

my yoplait yogurt. which is empty and eaten.

to others, this might seem like nothing. but to me, it had me very confused and perplexed.

you see, i didn't eat yogurt today. plus, i was out of the house the whole day. also, i live alone. if anything, i would assume jimin ate my yogurt, but he's strongly against yogurt. "haha the only yogurt i would eat is frozen yogurt. other than that, hell nah." is what he would say every time i offer him a spoonful of yogurt.

i thought it was so strange, that i had to call
jimin to confirm. he answered within the first ring (loyalty: checked).

"aye babe, did you eat my yogurt?"

"huh?"

"one of my yogurts are in the trash. did you eat it?"

"oh, uh, i guess i did. something got into me and i was really hungry, sorry." jimin was hesitant in his answer, but i didn't take it seriously.

"oh no, i was just a little weirded out since you said you didn't like yogurt, but it's fine. that's all i wanted to say, bye jimbles."

"okay, bye yujinnie~"

after that small conversation, i headed to my room to sleep. but there was one thing i couldn't get out of my head.

there was no way jimin ate yogurt when there was many other things in the fridge. perhaps, did someone break in my house? who could've eaten my yogurt??

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girl rlly loves her yogurt