Supernatural Oneshots

Reniassance Festival- Everyone X Reader X Sam

You had gotten tickets to go to the renaissance festival. Enough so that you, your best friend Charlie, Castiel, Sam, Dean, and the archangels could go. You were incredibly excited to tell them, but nervous that they would laugh at you for being nerdy. Charlie promised they wouldn't, but you were shy anyway, so she promised to be with you when you asked.
"Um... guys?" You called softly from the doorway. They turned around and Sam smiled.
"Hey babe," he grinned.
"Hey.... I just wanted to know..... doyouwanttogototherenaissancefestivalwithme?" You asked quickly. You tended to talk fast when you were nervous.
"Yeah!" Sam smiled. "I've been wanting to go for a while, anyway."
"Sure. Heard they've got good food," Dean chuckled.
"I agree with Dean," Gabriel laughed.
"I would like a reminder of what it was like," Michael answered. Castiel agreed.
"Sounds fun!" Lucifer nodded.
"We're dressing up!" Charlie added.
"Oooh! I wanna dress up!" Gabriel and Lucifer jumped up.
"Sure, I'll dress like an idiot," Sam stood up and wrapped an arm around your shoulders. "Just because I don't want you to feel lonely."
"I guess if Sam's doing it I will," Dean agreed.
"Perhaps I could join you in dressing up," Castiel smiled.
"Heh, I have a good outfit for Michael," Lucifer snapped his fingers and Michael was in a dress.
"Really brother?" Michael asked, extremely embarrassed. You buried your head in Sam's shoulder to laugh while Charlie laughed shamelessly. Michael changed into a tunic and leather pants. "Much better."
"Dean can wear a kilt," Sam smirked.
"I'll wear the kilt," Gabriel winked.
"No, Gabriel. No one wants to see that," you cried. "Really."
"Come on! I'll look sexy!" He whined.
"No!" We all yelled.
"Aww."
"Well. Find a costume. We leave tomorrow!"
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As you arrived at the festival in your hunter's tunic and leather pants, you looked around. Everyone was dressed like dorks, but Lucifer was the dorkiest. He wore a long red dress with bright red lipstick. "I will be a pretty princess!" He had cried when you asked him to change. Dean was dressed in his leather tunic with leather trousers, and Sam had his hair in a ponytail. Gabriel still wore his kilt, and Michael was dressed like Dean. Castiel wore an outfit similiar to Michael's, and looked odd without his trenchcoat. Charlie wore her green dress.
"Princesses first!" You bowed to Lucifer as he walked by. "Jeez, he's such a dork."
"I'm a princess," he corrected seriously.
"Lucifer, you were an accident," Michael chuckled. "God told me himself."
"Oh damn, Michael, that's cold!" Dean laughed. Charlie was busy looking at necklaces.
Sam grabbed your hand and pulled you to the flower crown shop. "You should get this. I think you look good in it."
"Maybe for your princess friend," the owner nodded to Lucifer.
"Yes, he needs one. LUCIFER!" you called. He walked over best he could. "Want a flower crown?"
"I want out of this dress," he mumbled. "You were right y/n. It's hot as hell."
"We'll take two!" Sam ordered. She gave you two crowns, which you placed on your head and Lucifer's. He looked around and snapped his fingers, changing into a tunic like Sam's. The lipstick he wore was gone.
"Aww, Luci I thought you were a pretty princess!" You grinned. Lucifer rolled his eyes and went to find Gabriel. You, Charlie, Sam, and Castiel headed to the Wheel of Death, where you met up with Dean, Gabriel, Lucifer and Michael. The man was ordering us to count down and we started at three. Dean screamed "FIVE!" while everyone else screamed "THREE!", causing the man on the wheel to laugh.
"He understands that I just want to have a little more time of life!" The man laughed. Dean was dark red in the face from embarrassment. You hugged him and smiled before kissing Sam.
The man spun on the giant wheel and the angels were very excited about it. Gabriel may have been high off candy, but still, he was having a good time, so it was okay. Can an angel even get high? You asked yourself. Gabriel probably can.
Once the Wheel of Death was over, we went to go get something to eat. You each got a turkey leg (those things are HUGE!), but you had to share with Charlie, because you had already eaten five chocolate strawberries, three doughnuts, and a fried pickle. You walked over to the Fool's Knoll.
"I need children to volunteer!" The guy yelled. You looked to your left after hearing a snap and saw a seven year old Gabriel.
"Holy crap Gabriel you're such a cute kid," you grinned. Sam pouted. "Don't worry Sammy, I still love you," you pressed your lips against his and he smiled. Gabriel did puppy dog eyes and Lucifer shook his head.
"No! That's not fair!" Lucifer whined. "He's doing the eyes!" Michael chuckled softly while Gabriel smirked, raising his hand. The Fool called on him and he ran up there, leaping onto the stage.
"Alright hold this kiddo," the Fool ordered, giving Gabriel a stick. Gabriel tilted his head innocently and you smiled at him. He was definitely playing the cute little kid. The Fool passed out sticks to other children before putting a plate on the oldest's stick and spinning it. "Okay, when I go, I want you to put that little hole on his stick. Ready?"
Everyone saw the little smirk on Gabriel's face at the comment and Sam rolled his eyes at Lucifer and Dean, who started laughing. The child passed on the spinning plate to the next child and everyone clapped. When it got to Gabriel he put down the stick and took it with his finger, putting it just right to keep it spinning. The Fool clapped and urged him to blow on it to make it continue spinning and Gabriel blew so hard that it jumped, spinning quickly. He passed it on and grabbed the stick.
You looked up to Sam.
"I'm glad we came to this," you smiled. Sam had been eating a chocolate covered strawberry and you popped one into your mouth, with many protests from your boyfriend. "Mmm, good!"
"That was mine!" Sam whined. You kissed him with your chocolate covered mouth and he licked his lips. "They are good."
"Eww, Mommy! You and Daddy are nasty!" Gabriel teased as he bounced down from the stage. "I like being little. All the ladies love me!" He looked around to all the women smiling at how cute he looked.
"That's because your eyes are adorable," Lucifer said. "Now shut up and come on."
"But Uncle Luci!" Gabriel whined, still playing child. Lucifer grabbed him into his arms and the child squealed in surprise.
"You wanna act 7 years old I'll treat you like it," Lucifer started to blow raspberries on his little brother's stomach, getting loud squeals and bursts of laughter. You smiled at Sam and he grinned back. "Come on, Gabriel! You know you used to love this!"
Gabriel's cheeks went pink.
"I DIHID NOHOOT! PUHUT ME DOHOHOWN!" Gabriel cried. Lucifer blew one last raspberry, getting the cutest squeal, and set the child on the ground, who ran to Michael. "I'm older than dirt! You can't do that to me!"
"I obviously can because I just did," Lucifer smirked, eating his own stick of chocolate strawberries. "Hey, y/n if I eat my strawberries will you kiss me too?"
"No," you chuckled while Sam growled. "Sorry but Sammy already stole all the kisses."
"Yep. See?" Sam started kissing you quickly while counting in between said kisses. "One.. Two.. Three.."
"Enough!" Michael cried, but not at us. He was yelling at Gabriel, who had stolen his hat and was running around him with it. "Gabriel don't make me."
"You won't!"
"Will I?"
Gabriel transformed into a grown man and gave his brother back the hat. "No need to be mean about it."
"What are you, 8?" Charlie asked.
"I can be if you want me to," Gabriel puffed his chest out proudly. The tech girl shoved him and chuckled when the powerful archangel slipped in some mud. Gabriel glared at Charlie, who held her hands out.
"Listen, bub, Luci has shown your weakness!" Charlie cried. "I will use it!"
"No use. He loves it," Michael chuckled.
"I was seven years old!!" Gabriel argued. "I never liked it!"
"We'll test it when we get home," Sam smirked, getting a glare.
We came across a man who was insulting others. He was in a headlock though, and tomatoes were thrown at him.
"Go up there Sammy," you smiled and bumped your hip onto his thigh. He rolled his eyes but went up to the booth and payed.
"Hey there gigantor, mind standing on tip toe and going to the moon for me?" The man asked. Gabriel burst out laughing beside him and payed, just to throw a tomato. "Maybe you can lift shortie beside you and he can climb on the roof!"
Gabriel stopped laughing so quickly that you had to take up the role. He threw his tomato with surprising accuracy and it smacked the guy in the nose, causing him to cry out in dismay. "Little man can throw! No but seriously, big foot. Bend down so I can see your face."
Sam threw the tomato and it also hit his face. The man grinned and shook it off.
"Dude I wanna try," Dean walked up and payed, wanting to smack someone with a tomato. You turned to Gabriel, who looked offended.
"It's okay Gabriel even though you are short."
He glared at you and you ran to the line, wanting to throw with Dean.
"Hey old man, how was the Titantic?"
"Oh, I made sure it sank because my friend Balthazar stopped it so that they didn't make the movie because he hated it," Dean said truthfully. The guy was taken aback but then got a tomato that landed right beside his face.
"Ohh so close oldie!"
You stepped up to throw.
"Hey! I bet you throw like a girl!"
That was not true. You had been throwing softballs about the size of a tomato since you were 4. You smirked and covered your eyes with one hand before throwing the tomato and hitting him right between the eyes. He was speechless.
"Girls throw better than boys," you smirked, dusting off your hands. You walked to Sammy and kissed him gently.
"Let's go grab lunch," you smiled, taking his hand and running off.
Definitely the best trip ever.

THAT TOOK SO LONG