Cute Or Hot Things He Does To Make You Smile And Secretly Die Inside

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Me: AHHHHHHHHH

Inside voice: Why are you AHHHHH-ing?

Me: Because I have officially regained my privileges of wifi, heat and clean bathrooms.

Inside voice: But you were staying in a four star hotel....?

Me: thERE WAS A GLITCH WITH THE RANKING SYSTEM OKAY THERE WAS NOTHING FREAKING FOUR STAR ABOUT THAT DAMN IMPERIAL HOTEL

Inside voice: FUCK CALM DOWN

Me: NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN CONSIDERING ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES TRIED TO DELIBERATELY ROB US BY STEALING ONE OF OUR ROOM CARDS SO WE WOULD PAY FOR IT BUT BITCH GOT CAUGHT AND THROWN INTO JAIL

Inside voice: WAIT WHAT

Me: no that never happened

Inside voice: oh. just when I thought this trip was interesting

Me: but wE WERE THE ONLY MATURE ONES ON THE TRIP AND WERE LEGITIMATELY OUTNUMBERED BY TEN OTHER BOYS WHICH HALF OF THEM WERE YOUNGER WITH NO GROWTH SPURT OR DEEP VOICE WHATSOEVER

Inside voice: WHO IS WE

Me: shut up I'm talking

Inside voice: sorry mom

Me: Continuing with the conversatION I HAD A FREAKING CATERPILLAR CRAWL UP MY ARM AND IT WAS ALL HAIRY SO THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE ORANGUTAN VISIT I WAS COVERED IN GOOSEBUMPS EVERYWHERE

Inside voice: I KNOW I WAS THERE

Me: *insert abrupt music pause* wait what

Inside voice: I am your inside voice bitch and I heard all those dirty minded thoughts about some... guy...?

Me: oh yeah thERE WAS THIS REALLY CUTE GUY ON THE TRIP AND HE WAS SO POLITE AND NICE AND HIS SMILE ASDGFJKFLKFKFKFJDJSJA OH GOD IT KILLED ME brb crying

Inside voice: I don't know whether that escalated or took a different turn real quick.

Me: UM EXCUSE ME STILL RANTING

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C/N.

I don't even know how to explain the boy.

Its like god blessed you with solely the presence of him.

So let me start from the... well...

Start.

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He's cute.

You'll admit that.

He's cuter than anything you've ever seen and that scares you a little.

He even does many more cute things that make your lips curl up until your cheeks hurt.

Here's just a bunch of your favorite:

- His cheesy pick up lines

You know they're corny and you know he probably got them off the internet but you still laugh at them. No matter how stupid and no matter how desperate they sound, you always somehow smile whenever he tries to impress you with one.

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