Sarcastic Conversations [UPDATE MARATHON P.t. 7]

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You know how I was supposed to go on that superrrrr long trip?















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I'm sorry I couldn't resist you guys HAHAHAHAH

I somehow have WiFi thanks to my wonderful aunt so I'm going to continue with more short ones.

Enjoy guys!

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"C/N."

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"C/N."

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"C/N!"

"Do you need something?"

"Noooo. I was totally smacking your arm continuously because I felt like it.

"...Was that supposed to be sarcastic?"

"Yes."

"It didn't sound like it."

"Oh good, so it wasn't just me."

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"I can't believe you."

"What?"

"You've gotta be shitting me right now if you think I'm going to watch this!"

"Oh, come on. It isn't THAT bad."

"Yeah, because Dora The Explorer is totally the main source of entertainment worldwide..."

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"Do you have some soda?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Oh nothing, just wanted to bathe in it."

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"Here's your soda, ma'am."

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"YOU'RE WELCOME."

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"Princess?"

"Yes?"

"Why are you always sarcastic?"

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"Here."

"Why are you showing me a WTF Fun Fact?"

"Just read it."

"...Sarcastic people tend to be more honest."

"Question answered?"

"Screw you."

"That's the plan."

"HEY, you stole my line!"

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"Babe."

"Yes, princess?"

(Still can't get over how cute that nickname is~)

"I'm hungry."

"Hi hungry! I'm C/N."

"I'm serious."

"No you're not. You're hungry."

"...Are you kidding me?"

"No, I'm C/N."

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Pfft that last one though.

Anyways--

GUYS LEAVE REQUESTS FOR THESE MINI ONES CAUSE I'M RUNNING OUTTA IDEA THANKS

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~ Lyla :)

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