Why Hufflepuffs are Awesome

Independence Day

The 4th of July is coming up (Hello, American Puffs!)

So we all know that Hogwarts is in Scotland BUT if the UK celebrated the 4th of July... here's what Puffs would think

1.) "I'm so excited for fireworks! Only, I think we should set them off at ten'o'clock, not eleven. People might be sleeping."

2.) "Let's have a bonfire!"

"Can't you wait for Guy Fawkes Day?"

"Heck no! I want s'mores!"

3.) "How about a picnic?"

"Will there be dessert?"

"Yes?"

"Then, of course!"

4.) "Why did you buy so many sparklers?"

"They're so pretty..."

5.) "Can I paint my face in stripes... like 'MURICA! (Giggle, giggle.)

6.) "Can I light the firework?"

"No."

"But-"

"No."

7.) "Let's play Capture the Flag! Or hide and seek! I'll go get my ninja suit."

8.) "I'm not going to cry this year when they sing the national anthem."

"You cry every year."

9.) "But the fireworks are at ten!"

"So?"

"That's totally past my bedtime."