Ilvermorny goes to Hufflepuff
"Achoo! Achoo! Why do you guys have plants everywhere? Haven't you ever heard of allergies?"
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"Look, the giant feasts are great, but I just want a walking taco and a milkshake."
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"Hey, how are prefects elected?"
"Uh, I think the heads of house pick them."
"That's not fair! Elections! Democracy! FREE-DOM!"
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"I swear, if anyone else tries to give me tea and asks about my feelings..."
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"THROW THE BALL, THROW IT!"
"NO! FOUL!"
"WHY DO YOU GUYS NEVER WIN?"
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"You guys are the patient House, right? I'm super patient. Once, my Starbucks order took five minutes, and I only complained a little bit."
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Why Hufflepuffs are Awesome
FanfictionYou might belong in Hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal. Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil. (And really cool. Plus, we have cookies.) **Companion to Why Slytherins Are Awesome** (completed)
