//////////DISCLAIMER!////////////
IF YOU ARE A SENSITIVE BUTT-HURT TRIGGERED TERRY AND CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, THEN DON'T READ THIS!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE DIRTY JOKES, THEN DON'T READ THIS!
IF YOU ARE A GOODIE-TWO-SHOES-I-GO-TO-CHURCH-TO-WORSHIP-SHEESUS-EVERY-SUNDAY, THEN DON'T READ THIS!
IF YOU HATE ALIENS OR BTS, THEN DONT READ THIS! (honestly if you did why the fuck did you even click on this fanfict? XD)
YES, THERE IS DRUG/THAT DANK SHIT REFERENCES, SLIGHT SHIPS, OTHER FANDOM REFERENCES! BEWARE!
BUT IF YOU'RE A CRAZY ARMY TUMBLR LIVING, DIABETES FOOD CONSUMING MEME TRASH CAN LIKE ME, READ THIS!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Oh and props to @ravsisrekt for INFIREing me to write this! Go read her stories, they're super good, like damn dat bitch probably wrote the bible.
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ABDUCTED (a BTS Crackfic)
FanfictionOne alien abduction, Six idiots left, One bad-a** intergalactic adventure for us all Enter if you dare. You have been warned.