knock knock
Fucking Jerkwad:
this should be good.
who's there?
nana
Fucking Jerkwad:
let me guess, this is where i say "nana who?"
correct. anddd-
nana your business ;-)))
Fucking Jerkwad:
that's a real knee slapper
awe shucks, i really appreciate that one
Fucking Jerkwad:
is this how we start our conversations now? with bad knock knock jokes?
it just started my friend, i've got so many more up my sleeve and half of them aren't even knock knock jokes
Fucking Jerkwad:
jesus christ, you have that much spare time?
hey, what else would you do if your boss fired you because you liked to sass the customers rather than give them their drinks?
Fucking Jerkwad:
whoa, am i reading this right? you're actually telling me something about you?
hahahaha, don't count on that to slip all the time.
Fucking Jerkwad:
eh, it was good to know
well don't enjoy that too much
Fucking Jerkwad:
let me relish in the moment
you need to ketchup with the program
Fucking Jerkwad:
well mayobe i will, mayobe i won't
mustard you be such a dick?
Fucking Jerkwad:
don't be salty
you pepper be ready for a throw down
Fucking Jerkwad:
fuck-
you got me
i've been hit
who'S THE FUCKING WINNER, THIS GIRRRRLLL!
WHOOP WHOOP!
Fucking Jerkwad:
....so you're a girl ;-))
lol, who said i swayed your way?
Fucking Jerkwad:
... how do you know i'm a guy
a bitch never reveals her secrets :-)))
Fucking Jerkwad:
well then
Marley changed 'Fucking Jerkwad' to '#1 Loser'
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Fanfiction[ C O M P L E T E D ] ❝ LET MY BAD JOKES AND I LIVE, WILL YA? ❞ ☆☆☆ [ TOM HOLLAND SOCIAL MEDIA FIC ] ( cover made by @goodhYOUman )
