knock knock
Tom:
whoa, haven't seen that in a while.
who's there?
banana
Tom:
banana who?
knock knock
Tom:
wtf?
who's there..??
banana
Tom:
... banana who??
knock knock
Tom:
who's there?
banana :-)
Tom:
e.e banana who?
knock knock
Tom:
marley, istg-
answER IT, LOUDMOUTH
Tom:
e.e
who's there?
orange
Tom:
the actual fuck-
orange who???
orange you glad i didn't say banana??
Tom:
i'm so disappointed
wouldn't be the first time ;-)
Tom:
want to hear a better joke?
are you sure it's as good as mine??
Tom:
definitely better
knock knock
who's there?
Tom:
daisy
daisy who?
Tom:
daisy me rollin, they hatin 😎
you're a fucking dork, omg
Tom:
you love me
afraid so ♥
Tom:
....wait-
seriously or...
marley isn't at the phone at the moment, leave a message after the beep!
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Fanfiction[ C O M P L E T E D ] ❝ LET MY BAD JOKES AND I LIVE, WILL YA? ❞ ☆☆☆ [ TOM HOLLAND SOCIAL MEDIA FIC ] ( cover made by @goodhYOUman )
