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Ed:
i've got a good joke

if it's the story of your life, i already know it's funny

Ed:
....dude

okay okay, go on

Ed:
man 1: look a flock of cows!
man 2: heard of cows
man 1: of course i've heard of cows, there's a flock of them right there!

you asshole, that made me grin

Ed:
that's the plan! :-)

oo, i've got a dad joke

Ed:
continue

whatever you do, don't spell 'part' backwards

Ed:
what
wait
part
trap-
HEY

i warned you :-)))

Ed:
😟

cheer up ed, now you have a good joke to tell your friends (that is if you have any)

Ed:
i was wondering when that was coming up.
and for your information, i have plenty of friends

that's what they all say, ed

Ed:
you're quite mean, karen

it's in the job description

Ed:
what job?

eggactly

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