AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
Capsicle:
you fucked up mars
gee thanks
how was i suppose to know claire's tom's crazy ex?!
Fruit Ninja:
with digging into her
sorry fuck
Bird Man:
god i hate that woman
Metal Arm:
bitch me too
Glinda the Good:
what did she want from you?
she wanted help to surprise tom on set, god i'm stupid
Bob the Builder:
no you're not
i should've know she was a shady bitch
Glinda the Good:
don't beat yourself up about it.
we were all deceived
how?
Fruit Ninja:
she was the food lady on set of civil war and got close to all of us, asking us questions about tom and stuff. it was fucking weird
damn, she is crazy.
wait, i thought they were friends?
Metal Arm:
they were. but when tom left the uk to come here and shoot, she followed and got a job here. tom didn't know she was there until she brought him soup or something
then they started dating..
Soda Can:
for like a month. that shit was nasty, ugh. she had these stupid nicknames for all of us. she just wanted tom and his fame. bitch lost her marbles when she was caught cheating. the break up was messier than eating spaghetti without utensils
oh fuck.
where's tom now? i thought he was shooting?
Soda Can:
left abruptly because "his mom was calling"
fuck fuck fuck
Capsicle:
you might want to talk to him
no shit, really?
Bird Man:
captain america? more like captain obvious
gtg
YOU ARE READING
✓ | CHECKMATE ↺ TOM HOLLAND
Fanfiction[ C O M P L E T E D ] ❝ LET MY BAD JOKES AND I LIVE, WILL YA? ❞ ☆☆☆ [ TOM HOLLAND SOCIAL MEDIA FIC ] ( cover made by @goodhYOUman )
