what do you call an aging actor who's finally paid off their house?
Thomas the Train:
idk, what?mortgage freeman
Thomas the Train:
😂
what do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer????
Thomas the Train:
a father in lawomg no
what do you call 2,000 mockingbirds?Thomas the Train:
shit, that's a lot of birds
but what?2 kilomockingbird
Thomas the Train:
oh like from the book.
never liked the book.thanks for your input, tom.
Thomas the Train:
anytime marley
what do you call a waffle on a california beach?this sounds familiar
Thomas the Train:
a sandy eggono
stoPThomas the Train:
lmao, how was your day?swell, found a job at starbucks though
Thomas the Train:
really? when do you start?already did, dude it's fun.
i'm also able to have an hour lunch breakThomas the Train:
you should come to my trailer then.
and bring me coffeethought you'd like tea
Thomas the Train:
because i'm british?no, because you always order tea. when we hang out.
Thomas the Train:
you know that-
yeah, it's always either yorkshire or some sort of fruity tea.
Thomas the Train:
and you like to have iced tea with something to eatwe remembered each other's orders 💕
Thomas the Train:
i'll always remember when i'm with you.
unsentThomas the Train:
of course, what are friends for?yeah, friends :-)
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shit tom why did you friendzone her???
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