AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
Thomas the Train:
guys, please don't scare her awayUnknown:
oh shit, is this her?Unknown:
omG ARE WE ADDING HER HEREUnknown:
pft, we don't scare anyoneUnknown:
does she know who you are, holland?Thomas the Train:
she knows my first nameUnknown:
oh my godUnknown:
that'S IT?!?!??!Unknown:
isn't she in for a little surpriseThomas the Train:
maybe i shouldn't add her-Unknown:
NOPEUnknown:
like hell you won'tUnknown:
add her or i'll tear you apart starting with your kidneysThomas the Train has added Marley to 'Avengers Assemble'
whoa, what the fuck is this?
Unknown:
language!Thomas the Train:
hi, marley! 😊oh...
it's youUnknown:
lol, i like herThomas the Train:
well thenare you tom's friends?
or did he pay you to come here?Unknown:
she knowsUnknown:
aboRT ABORTThomas the Train:
-_____-haha, lol
i'm marley.
who are you peeps??Unknown:
the name's scarlettUnknown:
robert here!Unknown:
anthony, but call me nackie
nackie*
nackIE*
MACKIE*
FFSUnknown:
the better chris is hereUnknown:
sebastian m'ladyUnknown:
no, i'm the better chrisUnknown:
elizabeth is here, have no fear!nice to meet all of you!
did tom follow you guys home?
how the hell does he know so many people lolThomas the Train:
because i'm amazingChris #1:
not really mateMackie:
i wouldn't go that farScarlett:
we know him from workmakes sense
thomas is a little shitChris #2:
no swearing :-(fuck
shit
bitch
CUNT
pussy
vaginaChris #2:
mY EYESThomas the Train:
yeah, sorry chris, she does that a lot;-)))
Robert:
she's fucking amazing, don't lose her tomdO YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?
Elizabeth:
what kind of question-Chris #1:
yesMackie:
pleaseScarlett:
go on then!yay!
well- what's forrest gump's password?Thomas the Train:
oh noSebastian:
fuck off
what is it?!Chris #2:
????1forrest1
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Robert:
i fucking snickered-Elizabeth:
i love her! can we keep her?Chris #1:
i love this so muchMackie:
i don't know if i should be disappointed or laugh my ass offwhy not both? that's what i do :-)))
Sebastian:
😂😂😂see, my jokes are funny thomas
Thomas the Train:
never said they weren't, marleymhm, sure thomas the train
choo choo the fuck on outThomas the Train:
that hurts.
right here *points to heart*Mackie:
😂😂😂Elizabeth:
deadChris #1:
one thousand point to marleywell that's tragic.
and why is the group chat name 'avengers assemble'?Robert:
no particular reasonChris #2:
yeahSebastian:
what they saidScarlett:
😊okay
weirdos
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