Long Time, No Suffering Together

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*camera opens on a dark room, swiftly zooming in to settle on an empty, illuminated stool on a raised stage, a mic stand positioned nearby*

*undisturbed silence reigns before the unpleasant slamming of a poorly oiled door, & the screeching that resonates throughout the accommodating area*

*scraping, flat footsteps echo as they travel through a back room towards the dusty stage*

*the single spotlight flickers once before the light fades, the room succumbing to the darkness, & is followed by a large clatter onstage & angry curses*

"Fuck! God . . . damn . . . stool." *another crash* "Shit! Fucking pile of cra—" *a scuffling noise, then a slamming weight landing on the ground* "FUCK!! Okay, God damn it! Cut everything! Turn on the lights, turn off the camera. Can't be fucking dramatic without tripping over my own feet . . ."

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Hey guys!!! I'm back! And this time I'm bringing ACOBAF, A Court of Baes & Feels with me. This, of course, is the next book following A Court of Pain & Feels, & is uncensored & laugh-your-ass-off hilarious.

Updates will be Mondays & Fridays every week, so be sure to mark your calendars! I can't wait to share with you guys new pictures I've found, along with some interesting, & possibly disturbing theories I've discovered, & more Daily Programmings of Good for Nothing Tools!

And how are we all? I haven't talked to many of you guys for a while . . . Can't wait to hear from you😊

And finally for the stunning return of our Daily Programming, Good for Nothing Tools!

And finally for the stunning return of our Daily Programming, Good for Nothing Tools!

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