*camera opens on a dark room, swiftly zooming in to settle on an empty, illuminated stool on a raised stage, a mic stand positioned nearby*
*undisturbed silence reigns before the unpleasant slamming of a poorly oiled door, & the screeching that resonates throughout the accommodating area*
*scraping, flat footsteps echo as they travel through a back room towards the dusty stage*
*the single spotlight flickers once before the light fades, the room succumbing to the darkness, & is followed by a large clatter onstage & angry curses*
"Fuck! God . . . damn . . . stool." *another crash* "Shit! Fucking pile of cra—" *a scuffling noise, then a slamming weight landing on the ground* "FUCK!! Okay, God damn it! Cut everything! Turn on the lights, turn off the camera. Can't be fucking dramatic without tripping over my own feet . . ."
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