A Court of Baes & Feels

ToG Sneezes Because Why TF Not

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ToG Sneezes

Dorian: Respectable manly sneezes, loud but not so loud that it's annoying. Sexy.

Manon: Literally? Just? Doesn't sneeze? Zero of the Thirteen have ever seen her sneeze, although Asterin claims she did once, her second time riding Abraxos.

Chaol: Tries to suppress his sneezes, but that ends up just hurting his ears.

Yrene: Says she's used to the dust, so she doesn't sneeze unless Chaol shoves some pepper under her nose just to prove that she can.

Lorcan: Actually very tiny sneezes.

Elide: Earth-shattering. Literally her entire body gets involved in the sneeze, sometimes she falls out of her chair, sneezes at least three times, her record is 16.

Lysandra: Lately, right before she sneezes, she'll shift into a ghost leopard. Not on accident, but because the sneeze of a ghost leopard is vaguely terrifying, & the look on Aedion's face is worth it.

Aedion: Yells through his sneezes, over-exaggerates, clings onto a table as he lets out a gigantic roar.

Aelin: Tries to outsneeze Aedion's volume all the time. Flames come out of her ears, which he says is unfair because she gets "extra pizzaz."

Rowan: Sneezes with his rutting eyes open. Aelin hates it. He'll look her dead in the soul & let out a sneeze & everyone just leaves the room because her subsequent screeches are ear-splitting.

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