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Well, not actual babies between characters. Just the characters themselves, because . . . well, come on. Cassian is a four year old trapped in the body of a hunk. #notevenclosetobeingashamed
Not mine.
Must needed information concerning the Inner Circle
Rhys: Don't borrow clothes from him, don't insult Feyre!!!!!
Feyre: Don't make a bargain with her, will break your curse
Elain: The garden goddess
Nesta: Don't interrupt her reading time, will cut you (okay guys, Nesta is literally me, no fucking doubt about it)
Cassian: Bad boi mmmmmmannnnnnn bunnnn
Azriel: He can hear you
Mor: Will wear a red dress to every party (to be honest, I would too; red is my favorite color!!)
Amren: Edgy, will steal your jewelry
The Inner Circle at a wishing well
Rhysand: A handsome face & eyebrows for days . . . Oh wait
Feyre: I have everything I could ever want . . . *whispers* I want a tattoo that covers my whole body
Amren: Give me a diamond larger than Cassian's ego
Cassian: *whispers* Make my buns hard as steel
Azriel: I don't know, maybe just ask the universe to stop fucking me over (😭😭😭)
Mor: Azriel to stop looking at my ass so much
Nesta: Double scissors, one for each hand
Elain: Soil . . . Just soil
Inner Circle clothes aesthetics
Rhys: Black on black on black on black on black on black
Feyre: Fuzzy sweater, leggings, uggs
Cassian: Ripppppped jeans, leathER jackEt
Nesta: Dark colored jeans, high heels, long trench coats
Azriel: Really warm sweatshirts, sunGLASsEs
Elain: Converse high tops, flower maxi dresses, rompers
Mor: l o w cut tank tops—all in red, chokers, high cut shorts
Amren: Mom jeans, crop tops, kinda basic but still looks cool
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So, not that I picture the King of Hybern (Douchiness) as Lee Pace aka Thranduil, but these are funny. To be honest, the first time I read ACOTAR I pictured him as Tamlin. But then I read ACOMAF & we all discovered that he was a tool, so I threw that mental image out of my head because Thranduil is fucking savage & badass & I refused to associate him with the Tool any longer.
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