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To reference the top picture, when I read that part for the first time, I was in class & it took literally everything I had in me not to squeal like a gods damn suffocating dolphin on helium. Just let that mental image sink in.
Now, on to the chapter! I would honestly love to take credit for this, but sadly not mine.
Life Guard Tarquin
Tarquin: No running by the pool, Rhysand!
Tarquin: Feyre, you can't dive there, it's too shallow . . . Because you'll crack your head open, that's why.
Tarquin: Azriel, Azriel, Azriel—that's too much sunscreen. Azriel, it's going to get in your eyes . . . Azrie—Well, what did I tell you?!
Tarquin: Cassian, don't you dare get in the water—because you just ate, you can't go in for thirty minutes—because you'll drown—yes that's a bad thing!
Tarquin: Elain, honey, don't forget your floaties.
Tarquin: Mor, your freestyle is coming along really well, why don't you try breast stroke—no that is not a pun!
Tarquin: Amren—VARIAN! No sex in the pool, goddammit, we've talked about this!
Beron: *drowning*
Tarquin: *squints vaguely* Naw, he's fine, he's just playing. Yes, I'm sure, Varian. No, Varian, we're all out of life preservers—why? Because Nesta got angry & popped them all.
Tarquin: I need a new job, I can't keep up with these people.
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I love Tarquin🐬
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The one with Rhys dancing at Rita's is my favorite😂😂
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Does anyone remember The Swan Princess? I love that movie😂😂
