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Sorry about not updating on Monday. I got back from Red Bluff that day & I spent all week situating my textbook/class problems😒, & I completely forgot. So I'm thinking that because the new semester is starting & I finally took over my new queen title, I hate to do it, but I'm probably only going to start updating once a week. I think I'll keep it on Fridays because my class schedule is Monday through Thursday.
I'm sorry😭😭
Well, now that I've probably pissed some of you guys off, I'll get to the chapter.
ACOTAR Wish List/Resolutions for 2018
Tamlin: Nail files. What? You try the upkeep for the beast claws without some high quality nail files.
Helion: More glitter bath bombs because my court supervisors banned them after that time I used so many it caused the bubbles to overflow (it was OnE TiMe).
Nesta: Please get out of my room—no, Cassian, you can't come out yet, they're not gone.
Cassian: I want hair towels so I can put these luscious locks in the cool towel thing on my head that girls do. oH & more hair ties because my man bun keeps snapping them.
Tarquin: OTTERS! Oh, sorry, was that weird? It's just that the Winter Court gets cute little messenger foxes & I just don't see why we can't have baby otters because they're totally cute even if Varian says they're messy & I promise I can take care of all 324 of them . . .
Kallias: More winter foxes. Oh my gods, can you imagine Tarquin's face when he sees our messenger foxes? He may be the richest High Lord, but Viviane & I could survive just off that expression!
Mor: Oh, a vacation to the Winter Court. Girl's night!
Feyre: A self tattoo kit! Don't tell Rhys.
Rhys: Oh gods, did she really say that? Of course she did. A tattoo removal kit, then. And two appointments for the best sauna in the Night Court. Cassian & I need facials too—have you seen the bags under my eyes—oh gods, no, don't look at me, I'm tired—stop looking-
Amren: Five minutES OF PEACE & QUIET IN THIS HOUSE, ARE YOU ALL ANIMALS I SWEAR ON THE MOTHER—
Elain: Ditto on Amren's & also pot. Yeah. Wait, no—nono I mean—no like potS for my plants—no oh my gods please don't put me on record for this.
Lucien: Ah, another eye would be cool. This metal one just gets so itchy sometimes behind my eyelid, ya know?
Azriel: Extra strength burn scar removal cream, if it's not too much trouble. I ran out a couple days ago.
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