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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD!!!!!!
I. Can't. Wait!!
Hey, sorry about not updating last week. I was in Red Bluff, California on Friday at the Bull & Gelding Sale wishing I had thousands of dollars to buy all of the gorgeous ass horses😐
But I got stuff for you guys this week, so enjoy!!
Not mine!
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Inner Circle Going Grocery Shopping
Feyre & Rhys: Instantly go for the toiletries section & get 500 boxes of condoms.
Mor: Has disappeared into the wine section & made it her home, picking out at least ten very expensive priced bottles & telling the cashier to put it on Rhys's tab, much to his delight.
Cassian: Is bulking up on the protein shakes; he catches Nesta walking by & drops to the ground & starts doing push-ups while looking at her seductively.
Nesta: Rolls her eyes & walks away in disgust as she continues her search for popcorn.
Elain: Somehow ends up in the condoms section & picks some up, thinking they're gloves for individual fingers & imagining how neat they would be for gardening.
Azriel: Catches Elain picking up the box & looking at them confusedly. He screeches & puts the box back on the shelf like it's hot & covers Elain's eyes while walking her to another section.
Elain: "But Az, my gloves."
Amren: Is caught trying to buy someone's jewelry off them, pestering them until security came & escorted her out.
Everyone had happily gone home with their haul.
Lucien: Still in the store. "Hey, guys? Guys? Where'd everyone go?"
The Inner Circle At IKEA
Amren: *groaning* Why are we here?
Rhys: Well, Feyre darling insisted on redecorating ever since the High Lord meeting.
Cassian: *staring into a mirror* I like this painting.
Nesta: There's something off, let me fix it. *breaks Cassian's mirror*
Mor: *laughing in the distance*
Elain: *spinning around in an office chair*
Feyre: *falling over a chair* I swear that chair wasn't there a minute ago.
Azriel: Judging by the fact that it's coated with dust, I'd say it's been there for about two years.
Inner Circle Road Trip
-Mor & Feyre plan the ultimate coast to coast US road trip, from New York to California
-They have to rent a passenger van just to fit everyone
-Azriel is the self-designated driver because "I don't trust any of your driving skills"
-Amren, in the fourth row with Mor, is the snack queen
-"Amren, pass me some pretzels!" *angrily chucks the entire bag to the front*
-Nesta is smushed between Rhys & Cass
-Feyre rides shotgun & sticks her bare feet out the window, much to Azriel's despair
-Elain & Lucien are sharing a pair of headphones in the third row, completely unaffected by the chaos around them
-Mor: "OH MY GODS CASS, put your damn shoes back on!"
-Bat bros singing 99 bottles of pop on the wall constantly (don't know what this is??😂)
-Rhys giving horrible directions because he can't read a map
-Nesta: "I told you we should've asked for directions!"
-Rhys, Az, & Cass: "We don't need directions!"
-Feyre tries to take group pictures when they stop, but not everyone fits
-Nesta tells little fun facts about landmarks they pass
-"Did you know you can turn off Niagara Falls?"
-"There's over 3 million lightbulbs in the Empire State Building."
-Cass drools all over Nesta when he falls asleep (Feyre has pictures for evidence)
-Elain asks to stop every hour to use the bathroom
-Azriel: "Again?! That's it, I'm rationing your liquids!"
-In the end, they've gone 2,907 miles, stopped 17 times for gas, & made a million memories
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