A Court of Baes & Feels

High Lord Chronicles Pt. 3

More High Lord & Lady things!!!

Rhys's Contact List

Feyre: Darling

Amren: Tiny ancient one

Cassian: The loud one

Azriel: The quiet one

Morrigan: Dark storm dressed as sunshine

Tarquin: Grand master bling

Lucien: Baby fox

The Suriel: Spicy tea sipper

Amarantha: Souless ginger bitch

Tamlin: Tampon

King of Hybern: Used tampon

Tarquin's Contacts

Rhys: Not-as-scary-as-he-thinks Bat

Cassian: Not-allowed-in-my-territory Bat

Azriel: Not-very-talkative Bat

Varian: Brave cousin

Amren: The reason why cousin is 'brave'

Cresseida: Princess cousin (answer on the first ring!)

Helion: Do not drunk text!

Kallias: Strange cold one

Tamlin: Do not answer

Beron: DO NOT ANSWER

Hybern: THROW AWAY THE PHONE IF HE CALLS

High Lords as Parents

Rhys: Rocks it; had practice with his baby sister; is the perfect dad

Feyre: The really understanding mom; the mom who's your bff

Helion: The dad who gives you alcohol so you "know what to expect"; lots of sex advice; is so accepting of everything

Thesan: Hands on Dad; wants to experience everything; probably sings to his kid, too, even though his voice sucks

Kallias: The "stern" parent around Viv; completely melts when it's just him & his kid

Tarquin: Read every book on parenting ever; kind of clumsy dad who loves his child more than anything; dropped him/her once & cried harder than the baby

Beron: Canon beats his kids; does not deserve them, or his wife; literally just kill him, Eris

Tamlin: Was drugged & forced to have a vasectomy; we do not need to be spreading those genes

High Lords Comforting

Rhys: Has this down to a science; back rubs & gentle kisses. "What's wrong?" Impossible to be denied because his eyes are so wide & pleading; but if he can't get Feyre to talk, he just turns on Sexymode until she becomes annoyed/aroused enough to talk to him.