Yang:" Big brother~"
Y/n:" There comes Annoyance 1 and annoyance 2"
Ruby:" LET'S CUDDLE~"
Y/n:" Oh shiet! "
I jumped out the window and ran for my life.
Y/n:" Ain't nobody got time for that!"
Tai:" Hehe.. this kids are out if the house for once in there lives....Well time to watch tv~"
Qrow:" Tai.....are you afraid that Ruby and yang love Y/n? More than a brother?"
Tai:" Nah"
Qrow:" But........they might force him to have s*x with them..."
Tai:" Nah"
Qrow:" Do you want messed up grandkids!"
Tai:" Nah "
Qrow:" Do you want me to kill you"
Tai:" Nah"
Raven:" Are you going to deny that your gay for ozpin?"
Tai:" Nah"
Summer:" Are you going to deny that you found me cheating on you?"
Tai:" Nah"
I jumped back into the window and crawled to my dad and which he smiled and pinched my cheeks
Tai:" Hey son"
Y/n:" Dad if you loved me! You would save me!"
Ruby and Yang grabbed him from his legs and started dragging him to his own room
Tai:" guess I don't love you enough to save you"
Y/n:" DAD!"
I yelled before they dragged me into room and shut the door completely and also locked it
Ruby:" is it bad that we want to cuddle you!?!"
Y/n:" yes"
Yang:" Why is that?"
I explained to them why saying that they always touch me inappropriately and that they have a dream to marry and make my kids
Yang:" nah we never do that "
Ruby:" You must be talking about Mom 1 and mom 2"
Y/n:" I'm talking abo-"
Ruby:" Shhhh.......just cuddle with us~"
I sighed and began to cuddle with them and they started to touch me inappropriately while I sighed and closed my eyes waiting for it to end
~ 2 hours later~
I woke and seen them still fully clothed!
Y/n" wow! They didn't r**e me! What a surprise"
Ruby:" yang why did you spill milk on the bed!"
Yang:" hey you pushed me over trying to grab more cookies!"
I sighed and went back downstairs and seen my dad sleeping while Qrow was drawing a D**k on his face, and seen both mothers arguing on sharing this other guy who will not be named.
Y/n:" I love my family"
~ 3 years later~
I was sitting in my house while Ruby and yang were next to me cuddling me And 4 kids trying to fight each other using fake swords
Qrow:" See Tai. You didn't listen to me"
Tai:" Nah! The kids look beautiful!"
Qrow:" ugh......"
Tai:" Well me and uncle have to go kids have to go now. "
Y/n:" Take me with you!"
Ruby:" See yeah daddy"
Yang:" See you layer daddy and uncle"
Y/n:" Please take me with you!"
Tai:" Nah"
Qrow:"Your fine....kiddo"
They left the house and I looked at yang and ruby .....and seen them give me the most creepiest smile ever
Yang:" Round "
Ruby:" 2000"
Y/n:" I know!"
I jumped out the window again and for some reason my for kids followed after me and landed on my back
