~In my mind~
Ruby:" Go to the store and get me some cookies!!"
Y/n:" yes dear"
?????:" Sir?"
I snapped out of my trance and looked at the Store Clark before she pointed towards the amount of money I was to pay.
?????:" your holding up the line"
Ren:" Come on! I gotta get pancake mix or else my wife will kill me!!"
I payed for the cookies and walked away, before an arrow landed by my feet, so I picked it up and had thrown it back at girl who was trying to shoot me, the arrow pierced her heart.
Cinder;" Owww.....ooooh....I know how pyrrha feels now..."
The girl who shot the arrow turned into ashes before a smaller girl with Brown and pink hair attacked me.
She was trying to hit me with her umbrella, but I kept Dodging, cause you know I'm so good.
Y/n:" First you YEET the loli!"
I kicked her into the air, making her drop her umbrella.
Y/n:" Than you BEAT THE LOLI!"
My semblance gave me the ability to become stronger, so I punched the multi colored girl into the tree making it break.
Y/n:" Can I just get a simple box of cookies, without getting attacked!"
I looked behind myself and seen Neptune crawling away with a baseball bat, so I pointed my hand cannon at him, and began to charge it's shot, before shooting him.
The bullet created a small explosion, but it wasn't enough power to kill him.
~ time skip from Y/n Yeeting the Loli~
Y/n;" RUBY!"
She was dozing off, but awoke very quickly when I came in yelling her name.
Ruby:" Ah! What Y/n!"
Y/n:" I got the cookies, just like you told me to"
Ruby:" awe, thank you y/n, your the best husband I could ask for "
Y/n:" I know"
Ruby:" just put them beside me"
I placed the box of cookies beside her and sat on the bed, before rubbing her belly
Y/n:" I kick and punch things for living, so I hope our child takes after me, so she'll never get abused by her future boyfriend"
Ruby:" She'll take after both of us......"
Y/n:" yeah, hehe...."
I remember a few years ago, that I dumped ruby and she had cut off my legs and kidnapped me, before realising that, it was a bad idea, cause I could have died of blood loss.
Yang:" Hello Ru-"
I shot the door making yang explode, and yang was standing there was a broken present box in her hand, while Blake backed away from the door.
Y/n:" oh, it's just you bumblebee"
Ruby:" Why did you do that, I told you earlier that she and Blake were coming over"
Y/n:" she scared me, I though it was someone coming to invade our house"
Blake:" babe are you okay?"
Yang:" I'm fine"
Yang fell over stilling holding the present in the air, so I grabbed it and gave it to ruby.
She opened what left of the box and found that, there baby clothes and accessories for baby's
Blake:" so did you name it yet?"
Y/n;" we are naming it after my mother"
Blake:" and what's that?"
Y/n:" none of your business"
Ruby:" his mother's name is Glynda"
Weiss:" like Glynda goodwitch?"
Y/n:" yeah....wait....if I can't see wiess? Why can i hear her?"
