I was tagged by Link889. I'm going to type this word by word.
1. You have to roast yourself so hard that you need to get ice for the burn marks.
2. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
3. You have no limits on how many roasts you do on yourself.
4. You have to tag 10 persons to do the same.
And also, when I read the tag, the first thing that came to my head was,
How doth one roast?
(That's literally the wording that my head came up with. I have no clue.)
1. I'm so lazy and tired a sloth would be disappointed.
2. I don't even have good ideas for my stories, I just take other people's ideas and change the plot line slightly to make myself look good.
3. I always think that everyone around me is annoying as all hell, and I refuse to admit that sometimes I'm the loudest person in a room.
4. I have the stamina of a hedgehog. (It's a thing with my soccer team.)
5. Speaking of soccer, I'm the worst person on my team even though I'm a try-hard, and that's the only thing I try hard in.
6. Every time I want to look good in front of someone I really respect, I mess up in the worst way possible.
7. I brag about making cool stuff, but it always looks like absolute dog crap. :')
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Okay. Does that count as roasting yourself? Good enough? Great.
odes_to_sleep By the way, how was your first day of school? Wasn't it just great? ;)
Have fun or whatever.

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