I Realize There's Something Wrong With Me

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The most memorable quotes I've spoken in the past 24 hours:

- "You're the balls to my mouth." (talking about Pac-Man)

- "I'm afraid that if I stand up, I might throw up." (talking about food)

- "Merry Christmas. Have a chicken wing." (talking about me trying to get rid of food)

Probably me in the next half hour:

"I'm really hungry."

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