Rush's Book of Insanity: Part Three

CATS. MANY THE CATS.

So my family apparently attracts cats
I'm a cat magnet

We have-

• Thorn Harvestar (aka Thorny-boo, bab), my kitten who is infamous for her sqek noise and spends most of her indoor time jumping on stuff and stepping on me

• Newt (aka Noot, aka GET OFFA THAT), my sister's fluffy kitten and Thorn's brother, who is ALWAYS somewhere he's not supposed to be
I'm 80% sure he's a less-orange reincarnation of my sister's late cat Simon

•  Carli, my floofy black rescue cat who decided to run away and live in the barn for a few months. But my dad caught her in a racoon trap by accident and now she's back in my life, acting as though she never ran away.
She's completely bipolar; it's bizarre

• Cloudtail (aka Clodtail), a white stray who we caught a few months ago and are taking care of. He likes the kittens and Carli, but hates every human being except for my mom

• Pepper (aka Other Black Cat), a larger, floofyer, wilder version of Carli who is often found near our Other House and whom we can't seem to catch. Age and gender unknown
(About the Other House...don't ask.)

• the Other White Cat, a young, skinny lil white kitty who I've only seen around three times. As of now unnamed, and gender unknown.

• Twiggy (aka Why Did You Shit On That), a semi-independent tabby thing that belonged to my grandma but is technically mine now. She lives by the Other House and isn't allowed indoors any more since she's crapped on pretty much everything in her lifetime

• Abbey, my mom's ancient tabby she-cat that has long outlived her expected lifespan and is probably a lectoblix. She likes to sit outside dad's (or my) window at night and make horrible noises

Aaaannnndddd yeah that's all, at the moment
Hey anyone that doesn't have a cat, you're free to take Twiggy. She's a total sweetheart; she just needs to be kept outdoors.

-Rush left to search for more cats-