Rush's Book of Insanity: Part Three

has anyone else here read Six of Crows if so pLEASE don't give me spoilers

Terrible Things That Michael Has Done To Me:  (fyi Michael is a family friend, he's been friends with my mom since they were younger than me and he's basically another parent. He cool but he goes out of his way to bother me >:T)

-tried to get me into Sailor Moon (it didn't work)

-got me into Bone

-got me into Firefly

-teased me about loving Firefly so much

- didn't read Scythe until like months after I'd given it to him

- gave me several RWBY vol 5 spoilers

-got me into Six of Crows

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Kaz: "What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?"

Inej: "Knife to the throat?"

Jesper: "Gun to the back?"

Nina: "Poison in his cup?"

Matthias: "You're all horrible."

Me: "this, from the prison escapee who was ready to burn Nina at stake."

BUT YEAH THAT PART WAS A LITERAL DIRECT QUOTE

I had to bite my own fist to stop from laughing really really hard because I was about to start giggling like a madwoman

AND THEY'RE ALL JUST MURDEROUS DORKS

I LOVE THEM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm only about halfway into it and shipping Jesper and Wylan SO HARD OMG

THEY'RE

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REALLY FUCKING CUTE OKAY

I mean Wylan is cute on his own but GOD YOU ADD JESPER AND OMG

Also Jesper is a black Hayden

So I automatically love him

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also this was the moment i REALLY started shipping Jesper and Wylan

yeah Jesper was kidding but GAAAAHHH

*squeals*

*falls over* 

also that fight scene had me SOOO worried

I THOUGHT INEJ WAS GONNA DIE AND THAT IS NOT OKAY

and like god okay Kaz we get it you have a crush on Inej

WE GET IT

ADMIT YOU LIKE HER AND BE DONE WITH IT

YOU GUYS ARE CUTE

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*falls* 

-Rush left to continue reading Six of Crows-