Rush's Book of Insanity: Part Three

hhhhhhhnnnnnnn

im still not over Wash's death

why

why

why

why

why

why

wHY 

wait

ok

Book died too

why am i not freaking out about THAT

Especially since we sTILL DON'T KNOW WHY BOOK HAD TIES TO THE ALLIANCE

Was he a retired general or some shit? If so then how did he become a preacher? And if he was an Important Alliance Dude but deserted, he wouldn't have the kind of clearance that he does

...did. not does

and seriously

there was one scene where literally everyone was dying

Zoe got hit bad, Simon got SHOT, Kaylee wound up with these weird darts in her neck, Inara got chomped by a Reaver, Mal's off swordfig- ok no he wasn't swordfighting, he was trying to get the sword away from the guy who was trying to stab him and something happened to Jayne too but I don't remember what

but everyone else was gettin REAL hurt

except Book and Wash

They were already dead

;-;

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

i wish i hadn't watched that movie

but i HAD to

It DID explain a lot of stuff I wanted to know, about River's weirdness and the freakin Reavers

*shudders*

Reavers

Hella fuckin' reavers

but

argh

"I'm a leaf in the wind, watch how I soar." 

cri

poor Zoe

i think she's the only one who didn't rlly get a happyish ending

hhhhhhnnnnnnnn

But hey at least Simon and Kaylee FINALLY got together

JEEZ

IT ONLY TOOK YA 14 EPISODES OF PAINFUL IDIOCY

*glares at Simon*

Simon: "I'm not very good at talking to girls."

Zoe: "Why, is there someone you are good at talking to?"

also when Wash died I think that was the only time we've seen Zoe show any emotion at all

and then fifteen seconds later she was up murderin Reavers again

she badass

but not as badass as River

holy hell

River how

where did you even get that axe-scythe-THING?!

and meanwhile Mal's off getting himself stabbed

again

hhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnn im not okay

-Rush left to screw up Cleverbot-