Rush's Book of Insanity: Part Three

WE FUCKIN WON I AM IN SHOCK

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SPLIT WON

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OH MY ACTUAL FUCKING GOSH

I ALMOST DIED

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so we went to the big fancy dinner thing and woooooow fanci

one of the guys there, his name is Steve, he was the one who interviewed me about Split a few days ago

well when we got down to the dinner, he told us that the animation division was one of the first to be announced. mom didn't think much of it at first, but i'm just 'uuuhhh he's one of the Main People In Charge...does that mean...???'

but then i figured 'nah he's just makin sure we're prepared, if by some miracle we do win'

turns out the animation was the first one to be announced

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'and the winner is...Split!"

MY HEART

LITERALLY

STOPPED

EVERYONE STARTED CLAPPING AND ALL THE PEOPLE AROUND US LOOKED AT ME

I WOULD'VE PAID ANYTHING TO SEE MY FACE RIGHT THEN

oh wait-

actually that was right after, when the shock was wearing off

then i had to get up, stand on the RED CARPET, accept the AWARD, and make a small SPEECH

HOLY FREAKING CRAP

I ABOUT FAINTED

MY HANDS WOULDN'T STOP SHAKING FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES STRAIGHT