I've been given the keywords salami, mirror, spinach and mud.
Enjoy 😂❤
P.S: The title is from the song master of puppets by Metallica 🤘😋
(Setting: Rammstein house, 11 am. Richard just woke up and is the only one awake. He makes his way into his bathroom....)
Richard: *yawn*
(He walks over to the sink and looks into the mirror)
Richard: God, my beautiful eyes still have a blurry vision.
*splashes water in his face*
(He looks back up into the mirror)
Richard: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S DIRT ON MY FACE!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL FAAAACE!!!!!!
Till: For the love of christ, what are you yelling about at this time?
Richard: TILL THERE'S DIRT ON MY FACE GET IT OFF!!!!!
Till: *walks up to Richard and studies his face*
Till: Kruspe, did you look in the mirror with the LED lights again? There's legit nothing there...
Richard: TILL STOP BULLSHITTING ME, I THINK I KNOW WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Till: And I know that you're stupid.
Richard: No, you are! LOOK AT MY FACE, IT'S RUINED!!
Till: Have you looked at the mirror yet, Kruspe?
Richard: Of course I have, Till, unlike you, cause you clearly haven't seen your drool on your chin yet!
Till: *quickly wipes his chin* Come on Kruspe, look in the mirror again.
Richard: NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE HELL ITSELF ON MY FACE AGAIN!
Till: Ughhh *grabs Richard's head and tilts it towards the mirror*
Richard: Till....look! There's.... there's mud on the mirror!
Till: Ja, Richard. That's why there's nothing on your face.
Richard: Till, WE HAVE TO GET A CLOTH!!! I WANT TO SEE MY HANDSOME FACE AGAIN!!! *storms out*
Till: Narcisstic bastard.
5 minutes later....
Richard: OUT OF THE WAY, I NEED TO SEE MY BABY AGAIN!!
Till: Richard, what are you up to with that pack of salami?
Richard: I didn't find a cloth.... and this was the nearest to it!
Till: Why.... ok never mind.
Richard: *takes a salami slice and starts wiping the mud*
Till: RICHARD ZVEN KRUSPE ARE YOU RETARTED????
*slaps the salami out of his hand*
Richard: Hey! I WANT TO SEE MY FACE AGAIN!!!
Till: Do you see That! *points at the stains the salami made*
Till: You're cleaning that up Mr Kruspe!
Richard: No! First I'm seeing my face AGAIN!
Till: Richard, you're fucked up! *starts pushing him towards the door*
Richard: NOOOO I NEED TO SEE MYSEEEEELF!! *starts crying*
30 minutes later...
(Flake walks into the same bathroom and to the sink to brush his teeth)
Flake: Why the hell is there spinach in my toothbrush? Ew.
*looks up at the mirror to find spinach spread all over*
Flake: What the....
*studies his toothbrush*
Flake: Did someone use this except me?! AHHH *throws toothbrush away in horror*
(Flake goes into the kitchen where there's only Ollie sitting at the table)
Flake: Ollie, whys there spinach on the mirror in the big bathroom?
Ollie: No way!
*sprints to the bathroom*
Ollie: Wait I'll get a cloth!
Flake: NO DON'T, I don't have to see my face in these LED lights this way!
Ollie: .....but I want to!
*runs out*
Flake: OLLIEEE!!
Ollie: *yells from the kitchen* Why don't we have Lappen in this house?!
(Suddenly Schneider walks into the bathroom)
Schneider: *holding the salami pack and glass cleaner in his hand* Uh, Flake, how are you?
Flake:*narrows eyes* Was this you?
Schneider: Noooooooo why would you think that?
Flake: Uh, the cleaner?
Schneider: Ugh, ok, yes, I wanted to try if spinach and toothpaste tastes good because I read that toothpaste is unhealthy, sooo.... and it failed....
Flake: Christoph, you're so stupid.....
Schneider: No I'm not, you all just don't have a good taste! Here clean it yourself Mr. I'M better than you!*storms off*
Flake: Why always Me?...
A/N: Hey guys, sorry that this one's a bit shorter. I hope you still enjoy it, though I think this one's the worst out of all haha. Oh well ❤
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Random Rammstein Dialogs/Stories
फैनफिक्शनJust really random stories where Rammstein does really random shit that doesn't make sense XD I do not own rammstein
