I've been given the keywords Pigeon,Blackboard, Water and Tree.
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(Setting: Flake has dragged a blackboard and two camping chairs out onto the lawn of their garden. Ollie and Schneider sit on those chairs, Flake is trying to come up with a new album cover, the others giving him ideas.....)
Ollie: Naahhhhh, move that weird bottle thing a bit more to the right.
Flake: That's supposed to be a cat....
Schneider: Flake you suck at drawing....
Flake: NO I DON'T, YOU GUYS JUST SUCK AT LOOKING!!
Richard: What's all this yelling about?
*looks at board*
Richard: God Flake, did you throw up onto the board?
Flake: No! That's a cat who's trying to drink from a lake. It was Ollies idea.
Ollie: Yeah.... I imagined it a bit different than that though.
Schneider: Flake, maybe add a Little Forest in the background.
(Flake turns to the board and scribbles what he calls trees onto the board. Meanwhile, Richard watches him cautiously, the cringe growing on his face....)
Richard: Flake,Flake, stop. That's horrifying. Now it looks like the "cat" murdered something and the trees look like fireworks. Give me the chalk.
Flake: Nein, Richard! I wanna draw!
Richard: Flake, you suck!
Flake: Haha, no I don't.
Richard: Yes you do.
Flake: No, Richard, you are incorrect.
Richard: No I'm not. You suck.
Flake: No I don't.
Richard: Yes.
Flake: No.
Richard: Yes.
Flake: No!
Richard: Yes!
Flake: NO!
Richard: YES!
Schneider: GUYS!
Flake & Richard: WHAT?
(Before they realise what's happening, they hear a loud *THUMP* and a *SPLASH*.)
Richard: What the....
(All four look at the board. A single feather floats slowly to the ground and lands next to the water bucket for the sponge....)
Flake: Is that...?
Richard: Yep....
Ollie: Did it....?
Richard: Yep....
Schneider: Was that a pigeon that just flew against the board and landed in the bucket?
Richard: Yep....
Schneider: Scheisse....
Flake: What do we do with it?
Richard: *lost in thoughts looking at the pigeon in the bucket*
Flake: Hello, Mr.Zwitter?
Richard: THAT'S IT!!!!
*grabs the chalk out of Flakes hand*
Schneider: Now what?
Richard: It's perfect! Leave the bucket where it is....
Flake: *gets another camping chair and sits down next to the other two*
Flake: Lets hope this is worth it....
Meanwhile....
(Paul and Till are standing behind the big glass window in their living room, looking outside into the garden. They watch Richard draw something they cannot identify....)
Till: I wonder what he's up to.
Paul: Probably nothing meaningful.
*Silence*
Till: Ey, Paul. Look at the tree.
Paul: Hmmm.
Till: The leaves....
Paul: Hmmm...
Till: They're brown...
Paul: Now that you mention it.... You're right.
Till: Did Ollie water it last time?
Paul: Doesn't look like it...
Till: FUCK THE TREES GONNA DIE!!
Paul: OH MY GOD YES COME ON!!
(They sprint outside and look for the garden hose)
Paul: Till, the bucket!
Till: It'll do!
*sprints up to the bucket and takes it*
Richard: NO TILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!??
Till: I'm saving the tree!!
*runs to the tree and spills the water. The pigeon falls out with a *plop**
Richard:*falls on his knees, face in his hands* My life is ruined.....
Till: What the....
Paul: That tree really did need water... Not even the pigeons survived....
Till: Ollie, take better care of the garden!
Ollie: You guys are stupid... It's Autumn!!
(Paul and Till look at each other, shocked, realizing what they've just done....)
Richard: If we don't have a new album cover, it's not my fault...
A/N: Talking about a new album, Richard said they'd bring out a new one next year!!!! WOHOOOO😎😍
Hope you guys enjoyed the story XD
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