The Life of a Paul University Guy

The Life of A Paul University Guy
by Yhugee Dave Dike
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Episode 12
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ehen back to my story
Classes finished around 5:18pm and I walked with Chinasa to the hostel, before we departed to our own different hostels.
The boy's hostel wasn't far from the girl's hostel, they just faced each other from about 30 - 40 Meters.
When I reached to the front of the male hostel, guys were playing football in front of our hostel and I wanted to play too, so I rushed to remove my black trouser and white shirt in the hostel.
I got inside my room which was already opened, because Samuel was back from class by then and was washing his clothe at the back of the room.
"Military well done oh" I greeted
"how far na" he replied with that his bass tone
"I dey, how school go today" I asked,while removing my shirt
"fine oh" he replied trying to spread the clothe he finished washing
"make I rush go play ball" I said while going out of the room.
"Okay, No P" he said and continued rinsing his clothe
Just on my way out, was when Richard, my other roommate was coming back from the Physics practical class with his small school bag on his left hand and Abacha on the other hand.
"Oboy Abacha woman don come?" I asked Richard
"yes, she still dey outside" he replied looking tired and hungry, so I didn't bother hustling to taste from his own. I went outside to play ball with the guys.
"Oboy na set oh, this wan you dey rush" Micheal said.
......Micheal is one of the coolest Dj's present in school and also a footballer too. But what I didn't like about him was that he normally turns the meaning of things which are not meant to look bad look bad, e.g come (cum) , teeths(tits), some fruits which I cant mention(bannana, cucumber) , for example he will be shouting from far place "When are you Cumming". He was just a naughty kind of guy, but was loved by most people because of the way he handled the disc jockey....
"owh na set sef?" I replied looking almost disappointed since no one was ready to play again and there were about 6 sets before I could think of playing, and that was only when I have found guys to join my set.
So I just gave up and decided to buy abacha and watch as they played
"Nwanyi Abacha ooh, I wan buy Abacha 200" I said up to 3 times
"ehen my pikin you say you want abacha 200?" she said trying to find change to give one of the girls who came to our gate to buy abacha
"yes oh 200, put am bitter leave with garden egg join" i tried explaining how garnished I wanted my abacha to be
"ok oh,na fish or kanda?" she said looking at me to make my choice
"put kanda, soft wan oh biko" I told the woman because I wasn't ready to start fighting with all these leather belt-like kanda
After the woman finish dishing it out from her rubber into the take away plate, i rushed to Uncle Ugo's shop to buy one chilled pure water to complete the equation
I sat at the step in front of the guys hostel , balanced with my Abacha with cold satchet water and was been entertained by the guys playing the match
GOAL!!!!
"Goal!!!!" Micheal shouted
"na lie, no be goal jhor, that ball wey fly stone. which kain goal be dhat" Gideon was the only one arguing that it wasn't a goal when everyone saw that it was a goal.
I couldn't argue with them because pepper was in the Abacha and I was busy eating so I cant eat and talk na
"Next set!!!!"
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After the guys finished playing the ball around to 7pm I go to the hostel and in order for me to take my bath and prepare to go for the normal university's night devotion which was to start at 7pm and which is held at the school's chapel.
I went with my bucket to fetch water from the tank inside our hostel since the shower wasn't rushing. I took my bath and went to the hostel to get dressed.
While I was dressing up, NEPA brought light
"yeeee, dem don bring light, I no dey go night devotion again" Richard said
"na you sabi oh, when your name enter that list, na you go still pay N5000 fine" I said to Richard while rushing to put on my boxers
"abeg free me make I watch film jhor" Richard said back, while he opened his wardrobe to bring out his laptop
I didn't blame him sha because his laptop did not have a battery so it was only when there was light he could power his system.
So I just finished dressing up put on a different killer perfume so that Chinasa will "come closer" and walked out of the room with my bible
"Time for Night Devotion" One student shouted from upstairs
"lets go there" another guy replied from downstairs