Me: welcome back!
Ash: I am alive!
Me: you are alive only if you are quiet!
Ash: okay...
Misty: who's Team Puns?
Rebecca: Ask Teari
Teari: I/TrayC_Child_of_Mine dare Gold and Clemont to say the Team Puns Motto. Team Puns is a team I am in!
Gold: okay I will!
Silver: yes we know to impress the pretty girls!
Gold: and you *kisses him*
Crystal: yes! *takes picture*
Camera: Snap!
Clemont: wish me luck Sere!
Serena: I will sweet heart!
Me: okay go get ready I need to update another book
FourthWall: another book!? *breaks*
Me: ARE YOU KIDDING! I just fixed that one minute ago!
Misty: what is the book like?
Me: *without thinking* you are all in it!
FourthWall: seriously! I need to double break! *double breaks!*
Me: I hate you FourthWall!
Later
Gold: Prepare for comic relief!
Clemont: Presented by an unordinary thief!
Gold: To protect the world from devastation!
Clemont: To unite our humour, within all nations!
Gold: To denounce the puns of truth and love!
Clemont: To present our giggles to the skies above!
Gold: Gold!
Clemont: Clemont!
Gold: Team Puns laughs fly at the speed of light!
Clemont: Surrender now, for we'll be here all night!
_____: ______, dat's right!
Later
Me: well done!
Caliseo: that was good
Me: Ash?
Ash: yeah?
Me: let's do a battle
Ash right!
Do you have author powers?
Ash: no
Me: yes
Do you hate Ash?
Ash: no
Me: yes
Who do you ship Ash with?
Ash: Misty.
Me: Misty and Gary
Ash: you what!
What's your favourite colour?
Ash: ash brown!
Me: blue
What is your favourite Pokemon?
Ash: Magikarp
Me: Bulbasaur
Rebecca takes test
Everyone: Bulbasaur wins!
Me: yes!
Favourite dex-holder?
Ash: None
Me: All!
Later
Lauren(me) - VI
Ash- 0
Ash: I know what my markings are, but what are yours?
Me: Roman Numerals! You are ten/X and you don't know them!
Ash: ?
Me: I learnt when I was seven!
Ash: well I am...
Gary : dumb
Ash: yeah that is what you are
Me: no Gary is amazing and you are dumb!
Ash: but...
Me: want to go back to the pool of Serena I am guessing?!
Ash: 😶
Me: now he is speechless!
Lunala: when did you make the pool of Serena's?
Jasmine: she made it the other day!
Ash:...
Red: ivhvuctuccucuviyogjkboipjydtstcuujuvloijhtxyjvcjjjxgvckjhcgudtjgcjxghfcjjh chjhhgkvkvjhkvvkvjvho yovhouovvivjoovvovoicvhovuo
Me: I am serious, I think something is wrong with Red
Green: he does I all the time!
Blue: he was doing it last night in the restaurant!
Everyone looks at Blue.
Me: that means you-you...
Rebecca: went
Lunala: on
Teari: a
Caliseo and Jasmine: date!?
Me: *squeals* oh my GOD! 😍
Blue: oh great
Green: ha! Original Shipping! I need to tell Soul!
Everyone: who's Soul?
Silver: not her! 😡
Green goes on a phone call with this Soul person.
____: Eek!
Silver: that was Soul fangirling
Me: no seriously who is Soul?
Rebecca: I know!
Me: well?
Rebecca: not saying!
Me: everyone is Meh to me!
Gold: Silvy?
Silver: what?
Gold: Did you like my show?
Silver: yes, except that I was like the Team Rocket Motto!
Gold: well it was based on that and puns!
Green: Soul said she wants to come meet all of you!
Me: maybe, next chapter.
Silver: if you do let her, I am doomed!
Gold: I will save you then!
Me: actually yes, so then I can see PreciousMetal!
Everyone:*sigh*
Rebecca: Yay! PreciousMetal my OTP!
Me: remember to dare! We may be back later!
CZYTASZ
Pokémon truth or dare
FanfictionDISCONTINUED if you like amour shipping and Serena this book is definitely not for you but if you are a poke shipper then you have found the right book. [UPDATE] I'm so sorry for torturing Serena all the time in this book. I have realised that I d...
