taesexual is typing...
taesexual: hellllooo ??
taesexual: mr...
secret agent... man?
jungfuck: who is this?
taesexual: hOLY SHIT YOU
REPLIED- ahem i am tae
jungfuck: how did you get my number?
taesexual: uhh.. why do
i have to answer you?
jungfuck: answer me.
taesexual: okay fine.. geez.
I found your card on
the ground.
jungfuck: shit..
taesexual: oKAy secret agent man,
my turn to ask questions
jungfuck: i have a right not to answer.
taesexual: nO you're answering
i plus, i answered yours!
jungfuck: sigh.. fine. you have 3
questions to ask me, if you have
no business with me after the questions,
then delete this number immediately.
taesexual: hm fine then.
taesexual: okay... so why does a secret agent
like you have a username
like 'jungfuck'
jungfuck: cuz i like 2 fuck
jungfuck: next
taesexual: wHATTHEF
taesexual: ahem okey uh..
what's your name?
jungfuck: i can't answer that question. you have 1 more question
taesexual: wha- hmph! what do
you do as a secret agent?
jungfuck:...you wanna know?
taesexual: yes plz
jungfuck: i kill people.
taesexual: oh me too!!
jungfuck: what?
taesexual: yeah, i like to
steal cars and stuff!
jungfuck: excuse me?
taesexual: you know...
like in the game? gta...
jungfuck: oh.... yes the game.
taesexual: you're so forgetful smh
jungfuck: well you already used up all your questions. delete my number now.
taesexual: what? no! i refuse
jungfuck: mr. tae...
taesexual: ILL TEXT YOU LATER MR. AGENT! BAH BITCH
jungfuck: fuck no, delete my number
taesexual is offline
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