two sexy motherfuckas moaning.
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ALSO this is a collab with @jiminovbiceps, she's fucking awesome go follow her. She'll have the croatian translation.
and
this is a texts story
taesexual: kookie! i just left did you miss me that badly?
jungfuck: wait you just left? huh it feels as if it's been days :(
taesexual: omf iM bLusHiNg wOw
jungfuck: cum over
taesexual: i literally just left-
taesexual: i just got home kook
jungfuck: ahhh i'm lonely tho
taesexual: you're probably just horny again lolol
jungfuck: actually yeah so, come back
taesexual: excuse me?
taesexual: what...
taesexual: ahahahah wow
jungfuck: huh what is it
taesexual: i just realized something
jungfuck: ?
taesexual: do you just use me as a sex toy?
jungfuck: what.. no! never
jungfuck: but we are fuck buddies so shsbahsv
taesexual: ...
jungfuck: i'm just joking
taesexual: but i'm not laughing
taesexual: i'm serious, what am i to you exactly?
jungfuck: well you're my ...
jungfuck: my best friend!
taesexual: oh....... hah...
taesexual: so i guess you act like that with all your best friends?
taesexual: i thought we had something, i'm such a idiot
jungfuck: no wait, no
taesexual: listen, unlike you i actually want a relationship with love and not JUST lust.
taesexual: to tell you the truth jungkook, i lied. i didn't find your business card on the street, i actually met you a few months back..
jungfuck: what do you...
taesexual: of course you don't remember me, you were drunk out of your mind. but i wasn't, i approached you first because you looked cute and i was dealing with a heartbreak during that time. we started talking, you told me everything about jimin.. you were very whiny. you told me you didn't have a place to stay because you originally living with jimin, so i brought you to a motel.. i didn't bring you to my house because well i really didn't know you.
taesexual: and one thing led to another.
jungfuck: why are you only telling me this now
taesexual: i didn't want to start our relationship off with lust! for god sakes, i was just a one night stand after all.
jungfuck: you weren't just a one night stand, i already told you, you changed my life
taesexual: my ass i did, i only changed your life sexually
taesexual: my last relationship was based off lust, with my last boyfriend it was always sex! all he talked about was sex! i'd thought you'd be different too
jungfuck: if you met me over a one night stand then why didn't you just forget me then?!
taesexual: god- you saved my life that night, even if you were drunk you saved me!
jungfuck: when did i..
taesexual: while i was taking you to the motel.. some guy pulled a gun on me, he told you that he'd kill me if you didn't let go of his debt
jungfuck: and that's how you knew about my job...
taesexual: yes. i told you to just let him kill me, i wasn't worth much back then, i didn't really mind dying but then you punched him in the face and knocked him out. it doesn't seem believable but you did. and after that you told me something
taesexual: "don't ever think about dying, you are worth something. earth needs you"
jungfuck: ...
taesexual: before i left, i took your business card so i could contact you again, now we're here
jungfuck: taehyung look i'm sorry..
taesexual: no forget it, should've known from the start that this wouldn't work out
jungfuck: give me another chance, i seem like a complete douchebag right now. please let's talk this over
taesexual: you said it once kook! "be my toy" god why did i even agree to such a thing.
taesexual: forget it
taesexual: forget us
taesexual: forget ME
taesexual: i'm blocking you
jungfuck: no.. no taehyung please!!
jungfuck: i'm sorry okay?
taesexual: what are you sorry for exactly
jungfuck: i—
taesexual: i knew it, you aren't sorry for anything. forget we ever happened. have a good life.
jungfuck: taehyung no please i begging you
*4 missed calls from jungfuck*
jungfuck: tae baby lets talk this over please! ¡failed to send!
jungfuck: don't leave... ¡failed to send!
jungfuck; i didn't know ¡failed to send!
jungfuck: i'm such a fucking douchebag.¡failed to send!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ hmmm IM ADDING SOME SPICE TO MAKE YALL SUFFER
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