•°~Kleinsen-Oneshots~°•

Partners in Crime

In which Evan and Jared are lovers and also psychopath killers!!
Cuz why not.

Tw: SOOOOOO MUCH FUCKING MURDER
And a suicide
And more murder
Damn, just... death in general.

Jared adjusted his glasses again.

"Okay, babe, what was the plan this time?" Evan asked, twiddling his thumbs.

"When the kid comes to the back of the truck, throw him in and I'll kill him."

Evan pouted. "You said I would get to kill the next child."

Jared kissed his boyfriend on the forehead. "I'll lead him to the back and you can kill him, okay? I'll hold him down. I know how you need help with getting them to stay still."

"Thanks, babe." Evan said, kissing his boyfriend.

"Maybe we can have some 'fun' after this kill? Just like last night?"

Evan nodded. "Sounds good to me, baby."

So the plan was set.

They loaded their guns and snuck to the back of an ice cream truck. They cocked their guns.

A girl who looked to be in highschool with short black hair wearing a green outfit saw them. Jared shot her in the head as Evan climbed into the back of the ice cream truck.

"Nice shot, Jared, baby. I hope to a Kleinman one day."

Jared smiled. "You will be, baby."

The door was locked but the window was open. The keys were left in the ignition.

Jared changed into an ice cream shop worker outfit that was left in the car.

Evan looked through the back and saw Jared.

"Lookin' good, baby. I wanna see more~" Evan told him.

"Don't worry, cutie, you will tonight."

Evan winked and sat down.

What they didn't know was that, before bleeding out, the girl they shot called the cops and reported the name. The cops were on their way.

~2 1/2 murders later~

Tw for gory descriptions.

Evan hacked away at the corpse, and carving in he and Jared's signature heart shape into the little boy's s
chest/stomach.

His ribs and intestines were poking out a bit and Evan smiled at his work.

Evan cut open the stomach and place the knife inside. The blood helped remove the fingerprints.

Then suddenly, he heard Jared say "Oh shit."

He looked...

Cops everywhere.

They both looked at each other.

"They'll kill us." Jared said.

"No doubt."

They knew what they had to do.

They both grabbed their guns, clutching them tightly.

Heartbreaking reference incoming

They both recalled the song the claimed as their theme song, quietly singing it until they knew they had to shoot.

"You never took us alive."

"We swore that death would do us part, so now we haunt you in the dark."

"You never took us alive."

"We live as ghosts among these streets, lovers and partners."

They sang together.

"Partners in crime."

"Partners in cri-ime."

They both pointed the guns at their heads.

"Partners in crime..."

Where the last 3 notes were in the song, they both counted "3. 2. 1."

They both grabbed the other's hand.

They shot.. and fell onto the floor of the truck.

Dead.

Grasping each other's hand.

ANGSTY SHIT