Don't.. read this.

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As an apology for not updating in a quadrapotillion years, have one of my shit posts that you love so very, very much.

"THe fUcKiNg fUCk yOu LeSbIan ACorN" Gayreeed yeled to his bf

"WHaT?" eVon yeleled beck, his eyes fol of teeerrss.

"I tHOugHt yOu lOvEd Mee aND oNLy mE, tHeN yOU hAd tO gooOoOOO aNd ShOVe a FREeNncChHh FrY uP YEr AsS"

"WeLl I nEEdeD tHe gOOD s u c c  yOU cUNt SanDWICh aNd YoU sAid nOo!!" Evgun yeleleleldddleld, the teeersssssss spilling downn his face liek a preeeeetttyyy waterfall in springtime er some shit.

"WeLl thAt dOEs'Nt mEAn yoU cAan h E c C a FrENch fRYyYYy"

"Im sORrY" Whitevan scrreeted.

"SoB wEll leTs fOggEdDabOUtiT aNd hEcc"

"K"

Sooo tHen they hecked and it was like super gay and hawt and like fuck my life bye

Is my apology accepted?

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